Christopher Lee as Mr. Sender:
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WINC — 21 years ago(September 26, 2004 10:24 PM)
"Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener."
And I don't know the exact quote, but
(Outside the wig store)
Joan: I need a disguise!
(Exits wig store COVERED in wigs)
Funny stuff!
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MortalGuardian — 20 years ago(June 06, 2005 12:53 PM)
Stanley: "I'm stuck. I'm trapped. Someone help me here!"
Petunia: "I'm cornered!"
Stanley: "Yes! I'm cornered! That's the one I'm looking for, thank you!"
To defeat me is a challenge. To destroy me is impossible. -
dilskee — 20 years ago(August 25, 2005 06:29 PM)
Favorite bit: at the end, where Kitty tries to alert Stanley and Buster to the appearance of the alien pilots. The part where he tries to tell them in flag code is priceless.
Favorite line: "Without further ado, lets GIVE IT TO THE FAT GUY!" -
FantasyLights — 20 years ago(August 28, 2005 07:57 PM)
O I liked the part when they were all tied up and admited how ignoarnt they truely were and then they were all blown up o wait that only happened in my dream darn I wish it had been for real maybe would of made the movie actually worth watching
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gofrobro18 — 20 years ago(September 13, 2005 06:12 PM)
im not sure exactly but something along the lines of
waiter: may i recommend the cashew chicken.
petunia: hey, you'll get your cash when we get our parents back
buster:and don't call us chicken
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gizmosloth — 19 years ago(November 03, 2006 08:27 AM)
i had a few favorites quotes this movie was full of classic quotes but to name a few that hasnt already been named
"That was pretty senseless but whatever."-Stanley Stupid
part of the scene in the begginning where he pulls out a notebook and goes down the list of things he has to do
Stanley Stupid:Things to do today. Make Check Mark on paper. Cross item out. No time for that I'm afraid. And finally say, That seems pretty senseless but whatever. That seems pretty senseless but whatever.
Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
Stanley Stupid: [looking inside cans] Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.
Joan Stupid: We'll borrow some garbage till were back on our feet.
Policeman: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Stupid?
Joan Stupid: Yes.
Policeman: We have your children here, Ma'am.
Joan Stupid: Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there.
Joan Stupid:You never realized how many policemen there are untill the day they turn against you.
Evil Sender: [Reading a letter] "If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree". I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, "Bob"!
[Throws it into the fire]
these next to are more of a whole scene but are full of more than one great line
Cop:This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
Evil Sender:With a crime so unthinkable that no one has ever dared to attempt it. To rob an entire nation of its garbage.
Cop:The one resource no one ever thinks to protect.
Evil Sender:Yet, without it every Hefty bag, every trash compactor every rubbish bin in America will be useless. Desperate men will roam the streets with empty wastebaskets. Panic and chaos will rule the land. The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed and then, the world will come bagging for mercy to me.
and probably the best part of all
Stanley Stupid:Wait a minute. What am I doing? I've cooked up some insane conspiracy theory and put myself in the middle of an illegal weapons deal with some of the world's most dangerous men. I've risked my life and the lives of my family in a scheme that makes absolutely no sense at all. Insight fading. I must remember not to go forward with this.
Joan Stupid:What is it, Stanley? What are you supposed to remember?
Stanley Stupid:UmI don't know.