I laughed out loud when the 4 bouncer hefts in the casino were attacking him and he's says "Sir, you're obstructing just

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wilco96 — 21 years ago(April 04, 2005 03:10 PM)

"that's a nice name", well seagal says this to everybody who tell him his/her name. It's getting funny after the third time

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bob-ktown — 16 years ago(February 15, 2010 03:08 PM)

I've noticed that too. He says that at least 4 times (3 kids + Sarah).

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vestdennis — 13 years ago(January 23, 2013 03:30 PM)

It must be nice to be able to make movies where you are the hero and gets the girl and the best lines. But then that's Seagal

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PhantomNocona — 20 years ago(May 11, 2005 04:19 PM)

After Seagal takes out the 4 bouncers, and enters the room where Kris Kristofferson is playing cards, the one friend leaves the room and says
"Orin, good luck with this incredibly large fellow"
Love That

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pasforum — 20 years ago(October 09, 2005 07:58 PM)

I'm gonna slap you like a red headed step child.
How's the proctologist?

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Conan_The_Barbarian — 20 years ago(February 06, 2006 11:07 PM)

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

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Jonnyquest4 — 19 years ago(May 01, 2006 11:25 PM)

Best quote is when they're at the square dance and Sarah turns to Seagal and says, "Do you play guitar?" to give him a lead-in to play guitar with the band. I could just see Seagal wanting that added in when going over the script lol

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biggneddy — 19 years ago(May 02, 2006 04:10 AM)

'Now maybe that's because i'm a bad shotor maybe I just wanted you to live to meet Tyrone'.

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getsweethair — 19 years ago(May 03, 2006 09:37 PM)

Youre a piece of beep and Im ashamed of you.

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wheels128 — 19 years ago(May 19, 2006 10:09 PM)

Watched this again last night, and there were so many classics:
Bald guy: "You came this close to having me stomp your ass."
Bald guy: "I'm gonna have to educate you on how to properly beat the s*** out of someone."
Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."
Seagal: "When this is over, you can go to your favourite proctologist and get a soothing ointment. How do you want it?"

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FreakinFred — 18 years ago(July 01, 2007 08:49 PM)

"did you get to first base or did you take him all the way home?"

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paulr03 — 17 years ago(January 04, 2009 02:12 PM)

Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."
Almost spit my beer across the room on that one!

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justspam513 — 18 years ago(August 13, 2007 05:58 AM)

"I loved fixing your porch."

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alonsoswife — 18 years ago(September 29, 2007 10:31 AM)

"how's the proctologist?"
"let's face it i don't believe in ur authority"
"Junior!come here i wanna talk 2 u"
"do u call the fire department when somebody lights a cigarette?"
"you couldn't take a cheeseburger out from the drive through"
"now u can sue me"

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mjc-33 — 18 years ago(November 27, 2007 02:59 AM)

has to be when seagal knocks the hillbillys teeth out in the bar and the hillbilly says "is that all you got son, you gotta have more than that"
pure magic

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