I laughed out loud when the 4 bouncer hefts in the casino were attacking him and he's says "Sir, you're obstructing just
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Jonnyquest4 — 19 years ago(May 01, 2006 11:25 PM)
Best quote is when they're at the square dance and Sarah turns to Seagal and says, "Do you play guitar?" to give him a lead-in to play guitar with the band. I could just see Seagal wanting that added in when going over the script lol
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wheels128 — 19 years ago(May 19, 2006 10:09 PM)
Watched this again last night, and there were so many classics:
Bald guy: "You came this close to having me stomp your ass."
Bald guy: "I'm gonna have to educate you on how to properly beat the s*** out of someone."
Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."
Seagal: "When this is over, you can go to your favourite proctologist and get a soothing ointment. How do you want it?" -
alonsoswife — 18 years ago(September 29, 2007 10:31 AM)
"how's the proctologist?"
"let's face it i don't believe in ur authority"
"Junior!come here i wanna talk 2 u"
"do u call the fire department when somebody lights a cigarette?"
"you couldn't take a cheeseburger out from the drive through"
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RVD619 — 17 years ago(April 05, 2008 08:52 PM)
I have a bunch but these were my favorites:
Thug: "You could be an English teacher except probably you don't understand plain English. Get out."
Thug 2: "Get out. That's pretty plain English. Get out."
Seagal: "I've also decided that if you don't like it, that's tough sh**
Thug: "I've got your tough sh** right here."
He tries to punch Seagal then Seagal elbows him and takes out 5 or 6 guys with a piece of wood.
Then Seagal says: "I cracked my wood. That's no good."
Thug (with his nose broken): "Turn him loose. I said turn him loose."
Then Seagal backfists him in the nose - that was great.
