Favourite quotes
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STinG3606 — 20 years ago(January 20, 2006 01:58 PM)
Lee:You seem as if you like to talk. I like to talk to people who like to talk. It makes me realize how full of beep they are
Carter:What the hell did you just say?(mimics him)I like to tlk a lot.(normal) So, I'm the one full of beep
Lee:We both full of beep
Carter:This ain't no democracy.
Lee:Yes, it is.
Carter:No, this is the united states of James Carter.I'm the king, I'm the emperor, I'm the president. I'm Michael Jackson, you tito.
Sang:Put, your gun down. Fight like a man. -
animalz619 — 16 years ago(April 05, 2009 11:58 PM)
I love these two by carter:
"Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some beep again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby is beep all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?"
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"No no no.You put your own beep in the back."
I crack up!!! -
Jersey_Mike — 20 years ago(January 25, 2006 05:24 PM)
Carter: That's why I don't have no partner, that's one thing I learned from my daddy.
Lee: Your father was a policeman?
Carter: Fifteen years LAPD.
Lee: My daddy also a policeman.
Carter: Your daddy was a cop?
Lee: Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong.
Carter: My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested fifteen people in one night by himself.
Lee: My daddy arrested 25 by himself.
Carter: My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself.
Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father.
Carter: Don't talk about my daddy.
Lee: Whassup, my n - igga
Bartender: What did you just say?
Lee: Whassup, my n - igga
Carter: We have just received a threat on the building. We ask if you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic.
[dead silence]
Carter: [shouts] Did you hear what I just said? Get your beep and go out the door!
[Carter is riding in a tow truck pulling up to the Consulate; he meets the guard whose ass Lee kicked earlier]
Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?
FBI Gate Guard #1: Go screw yourself.
Carter: What did you say?
FBI Gate Guard #1: I said go screw yourself.
Carter: You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck! Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that. -
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Arien_78 — 20 years ago(April 03, 2006 12:31 AM)
CHRIS ROCK????????now i know chris ROCK aint in this movie and chris doesnt throw his handkerchief on juntao juntao was the white guy. .. i seen this movie a hundred million times.
by the way my favorite line from the movie is "this ciga WEED" . pretty much anything tucker says in any movie is hilarious. -
Ghostshadow187 — 20 years ago(April 03, 2006 12:43 AM)
My favourite quote is
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
Because it reminds me of an episode of celebrity jeopardy on SNL.
Republicans dont watch stand up, theyre busy watching cartoons, trying to see who's gay. -
STinG3606 — 20 years ago(April 03, 2006 04:03 PM)
By Carter
"This cigaweed!"
"I know that ain't the bomb!"
"I had two stupid cops jump out, and mess everything up, it might even be in the paperit ain't there,anyway"
"Ohh, when I get in there I'm gonna slap somebody!"
"Take that badge and shove it up yo ass!"
"I'm not FBI. I'm a security guard, I work at the mall."
By Lee
"Not being able to talk is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes me realize how full of s*** they are."
(from bloopers)"Don't moveDon't smile!!!"imitates gun noise
"My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands"
"We can hang in my hood, I'll show you my crib."
By Sang
"Put your gun down, fight like a man"
"Wipe your face off. You're bleeding."
Shut the beep up, Witch!!! I'm on the PC talking about Rush Hour! Do I give a damn if your PC is broke? Who starred in Tales from the Crypt? ME!!! Who got the money for our computers? ME!!! Who is best buds with Bob? ME!!!
Sorry, talking to my roomy, Old Witch. That's it.
Until next time, boys and ghouls.