Favourite quotes
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Jersey_Mike — 20 years ago(January 25, 2006 05:24 PM)
Carter: That's why I don't have no partner, that's one thing I learned from my daddy.
Lee: Your father was a policeman?
Carter: Fifteen years LAPD.
Lee: My daddy also a policeman.
Carter: Your daddy was a cop?
Lee: Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong.
Carter: My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested fifteen people in one night by himself.
Lee: My daddy arrested 25 by himself.
Carter: My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself.
Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father.
Carter: Don't talk about my daddy.
Lee: Whassup, my n - igga
Bartender: What did you just say?
Lee: Whassup, my n - igga
Carter: We have just received a threat on the building. We ask if you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic.
[dead silence]
Carter: [shouts] Did you hear what I just said? Get your beep and go out the door!
[Carter is riding in a tow truck pulling up to the Consulate; he meets the guard whose ass Lee kicked earlier]
Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?
FBI Gate Guard #1: Go screw yourself.
Carter: What did you say?
FBI Gate Guard #1: I said go screw yourself.
Carter: You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck! Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that. -
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Arien_78 — 20 years ago(April 03, 2006 12:31 AM)
CHRIS ROCK????????now i know chris ROCK aint in this movie and chris doesnt throw his handkerchief on juntao juntao was the white guy. .. i seen this movie a hundred million times.
by the way my favorite line from the movie is "this ciga WEED" . pretty much anything tucker says in any movie is hilarious. -
Ghostshadow187 — 20 years ago(April 03, 2006 12:43 AM)
My favourite quote is
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
Because it reminds me of an episode of celebrity jeopardy on SNL.
Republicans dont watch stand up, theyre busy watching cartoons, trying to see who's gay. -
STinG3606 — 20 years ago(April 03, 2006 04:03 PM)
By Carter
"This cigaweed!"
"I know that ain't the bomb!"
"I had two stupid cops jump out, and mess everything up, it might even be in the paperit ain't there,anyway"
"Ohh, when I get in there I'm gonna slap somebody!"
"Take that badge and shove it up yo ass!"
"I'm not FBI. I'm a security guard, I work at the mall."
By Lee
"Not being able to talk is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes me realize how full of s*** they are."
(from bloopers)"Don't moveDon't smile!!!"imitates gun noise
"My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands"
"We can hang in my hood, I'll show you my crib."
By Sang
"Put your gun down, fight like a man"
"Wipe your face off. You're bleeding."
Shut the beep up, Witch!!! I'm on the PC talking about Rush Hour! Do I give a damn if your PC is broke? Who starred in Tales from the Crypt? ME!!! Who got the money for our computers? ME!!! Who is best buds with Bob? ME!!!
Sorry, talking to my roomy, Old Witch. That's it.
Until next time, boys and ghouls. -
Jacked — 19 years ago(April 19, 2006 07:05 PM)
Carter jumps and strains at the fire escape ladder Lee pushed down slightly
"That aint far enough man! I ain't Kareem Abdul Jabbar! Push it down some more!"
Carter walks into the Consul's house and stops one of the FBI agents
"Imma need one of those ear pieces immediately."
After picking up Lee from the airport
"I cannot believe this SH! First I get a bull- assignment, now mister Rice-a-Ronie, dont even speak American!"
After talking to his captain on the phone
"One little pinky get blowed off and everybody trippin'!"
"Y'all think this is real funny. Get carter the big G-14 classified case. Imma show the FBI, they dont know who they playin' with. Imma solve this case myself!"
Looks over at Lee as he slightly glances in Carter's direction
"Thats right."
After climbing up the back of a tour bus
"Didn't I tell you to wait for me? Huh!? What the HELL you doin' on this bus? Think im playin' with you? Huh? Think im playin' with you? I ain't playin' with you!sit down!"
"STOP! FBI, I need this motor cycle."
"No way man!"
Carter smacks the cyclist in the head
"Get off!"
"Why would they not want my help?"
"'Cause they dont give a damn about you! They dont like you!I dont like you!"
"I dont care! I'm here for the girl."
"The girl dont like you! Nobody likes you. You came all the way over here for nothin'!"
"The word down in China Town is theres this new dude in town. Badass dude out of Hong Kong. Buying up every goddamn thing."
"Whats his name?"
"Sh I dunno his name. He ain't buying sh from me!"
"You know all that other sh but you dont know his name?"
"No."
"Damn. Don't nobody know his name!"
After falling through a bridge
"Why you didnt tell me about the bridge?!"
"I did!"
"No you didnt!"
"I did!"
"No you did not!"
"I said 'STOP!'"
"I dont understand what you be sayin'!"
"What?"
"you see what I'm sayin'?!"
"Lets talk about this; lets talk about this. No-no-no. 'chee chee chaw'? What's that mean? No no, this is a misunderstanding. Lets pray about this."
"Who's the captain on this plane?"
Asian lady looks confused
"look it dont even matter. You need to go up there, tell the captain we have a problem on the left side of this plane. Something wrong with the engine. You need a new alternator. Now my supervisor said 'Willy go on down there and fix that plane, put a new alternator on that plane, dont let that plane leave 'til I come down there.' so I suggest you go tell the proper authorities not to move this plane, before the FAA come down here and we all get in some sh! go on!"
after finding the consul's daughter in the can
"Now the first thing imma do is take this vest off you"
"NO DONT TOUCH IT!"
"I think it'd be safer if we take it off."
"NO! I heard them say it will explode"
"Okay I think it'd be safer if we leave it on. Dont-dont-dont move."
After finding sang upstairs
"Whoa, your boys aint around, now look at that! you all alone!"
"I kill him."
"Go ahead."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I dont even like him. Go ahead."
After having Lee land on him after saving him with the banner.
*thank you thank you! oh!"
Lee kisses Carter
"Man what the hell you doin'!?"
Carter pushes Lee off
"I was just being polite."
"Well next time be polite to my nu-s!"
"First class. I like this, this is tight"
Man walks up to Carter
"Can I take your jacket, sir?"
"My jacket? No, no. You can take this bag though."
Sorry that was long. This is just one of my favorite movies. I had to add the ones people missed
-Katie -
bestintheworld82 — 19 years ago(July 08, 2006 08:18 PM)
"Put ya bag in the back"
"No you put ya own bag in the back I'm not a skycap"
"Get ya big happy meal ass against the wall"
"I'm still the law around here"
"Do You understand the words the are coming outta my mouth"
I buried those cockaroaches Tony Montana (Scarface)