She is only 11 years old. Look at the picture! I don't care about you, I don't care about him, I care about the little g
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kt926 — 18 years ago(January 25, 2008 02:02 PM)
My favourites are:
"You not the only one with quick hands huh? waaa!"
"One more thing, what colour panties you got on?"
"50 million dollars? who you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?!"
"(in outtakes) my daddy once cotta catch cotta bullet coch caught a bullet, my daddy once caught a bullet with his bear hand no bullsh!t"
"(in outtakes) what is this sh!t about your daughter?"
-Hannah Montana fan 4eva- -
swiftfire242 — 18 years ago(January 25, 2008 08:10 PM)
all of the quotes up to now have been crap.none of them are as good as
Carter: You know what you can do with that badge? You can take it and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! All up in your assI'm lapd
Carter: Teamwork? what team? We're the LAPD we're the most hated police force in all the free world! My own momma is ashamed of meshe tells everyone I'm a drug dealer" -
QNTMLPR — 18 years ago(February 29, 2008 01:18 AM)
I can't believe that when Carter torments Tania Johnson wasn't really mentioned. It's still funny every time I get to the part where Carter calls Johnson, apologizes for tormenting her and asks for her help to rescue Soo Yung. Afterwards, he immediately returned to his obnoxious ways and said "Just one more thing what color panties are you wearing?" Johnson immediately hangs up on him.
I really hope that Elizabeth Pea is cast in Rush Hour 4 and finally reprises her ole as Tania Johnson so we can once again enjoy watching Carter still tormenting Johnson after all these years. -
Spielbergian — 17 years ago(October 11, 2008 07:08 PM)
"Ima drop his as* off at Panda Express"
"Ten million in tens. Okay. Would you like fives with that?"
"My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands."
God loves you, so much, that He gave Jesus Christ as the ultimate sacrifice for your sins. -
mike_the_bloody — 16 years ago(May 29, 2009 07:21 PM)
Carter
: [sees a man smoking pot] Is this weed?
[starts smelling the joint]
Carter
: You got a perscription for this?
Cigaweed Man
: Uhh it's uhh uhhh
Carter
: Where's it at? I should take your ass to jail, you know that?
Cigaweed Man
: For what?
Carter
: For what? Look at this!
Cigaweed Man
: That's nothing but a cigarette
Carter
: That's cigaweed!
Cigaweed Man
: Well it looked like a cigarette
Carter
: You better have glaucoma
Cigaweed Man
: I do
Chin
: I'm no punk bitch
Carter
: I ain't no punk bitch, neither!
Chin
: I'M no punk bitch!
Carter
: I'm about to knock that hat off your head, Chin
Carter
: You full of sh-t you understand me, you full of sh-t
Lee
: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of sh-t they are
Carter
: What the hell did you just say?
Carter
: PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK!
[Lee hands the bag to Carter]
Carter
: No, no, no, you put your own sh-t in the back! I'm not a skycap!
Captain Diel
: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie
Carter
: But didn't nobody die!
Captain Diel
: You destroyed half a city block!
Carter
: That block was already messed up
Captain Diel
: And you lost a lot of evidence!
Carter
: We still got a little bit left
Carter
: Next time I come here, y'all better clean this sh-t up! And brush your teeth!
"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke -
cs_morris89 — 16 years ago(June 29, 2009 11:10 PM)
all these quotes are hella funny but mine are
chris tucker: tittie titties titties get them titties out of here
(after he announced the bomb)
chris tucker:you going to give me some gas money
(at the chinese restaurant)
We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!
