She is only 11 years old. Look at the picture! I don't care about you, I don't care about him, I care about the little g
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Spielbergian — 17 years ago(October 11, 2008 07:08 PM)
"Ima drop his as* off at Panda Express"
"Ten million in tens. Okay. Would you like fives with that?"
"My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands."
God loves you, so much, that He gave Jesus Christ as the ultimate sacrifice for your sins. -
mike_the_bloody — 16 years ago(May 29, 2009 07:21 PM)
Carter
: [sees a man smoking pot] Is this weed?
[starts smelling the joint]
Carter
: You got a perscription for this?
Cigaweed Man
: Uhh it's uhh uhhh
Carter
: Where's it at? I should take your ass to jail, you know that?
Cigaweed Man
: For what?
Carter
: For what? Look at this!
Cigaweed Man
: That's nothing but a cigarette
Carter
: That's cigaweed!
Cigaweed Man
: Well it looked like a cigarette
Carter
: You better have glaucoma
Cigaweed Man
: I do
Chin
: I'm no punk bitch
Carter
: I ain't no punk bitch, neither!
Chin
: I'M no punk bitch!
Carter
: I'm about to knock that hat off your head, Chin
Carter
: You full of sh-t you understand me, you full of sh-t
Lee
: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of sh-t they are
Carter
: What the hell did you just say?
Carter
: PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK!
[Lee hands the bag to Carter]
Carter
: No, no, no, you put your own sh-t in the back! I'm not a skycap!
Captain Diel
: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie
Carter
: But didn't nobody die!
Captain Diel
: You destroyed half a city block!
Carter
: That block was already messed up
Captain Diel
: And you lost a lot of evidence!
Carter
: We still got a little bit left
Carter
: Next time I come here, y'all better clean this sh-t up! And brush your teeth!
"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke -
cs_morris89 — 16 years ago(June 29, 2009 11:10 PM)
all these quotes are hella funny but mine are
chris tucker: tittie titties titties get them titties out of here
(after he announced the bomb)
chris tucker:you going to give me some gas money
(at the chinese restaurant)
We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway! -
kronos251 — 16 years ago(March 17, 2010 01:54 AM)
"This is the United States of James Carter now. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Yo ass belong to me."
"DA GIRL DON'T LIKE YOU."
"I am not responsible for your assumption."
"You full of sh!t you understand that you full of sh!t"
"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking, you seem as if you like to talk, I like to let people talk who like to talk, it makes it easier to find out how full of sh!t they are"
"What da HELL did you just say??"
"Rommelyou magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
PATTON -
egyptbandit — 15 years ago(April 23, 2010 09:54 PM)
Carter: "We have just received a threat on the building. We ask that you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic."
Everyone: "."
Carter: "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!! GET YO SH!T AND GO OUT THE DOOR!!" -
RParmly-3 — 13 years ago(April 11, 2012 09:16 PM)
I love the line "we're gonna come back and bring your fat ass some cookies!" when Carter's thanking the prisoner they go and visit. Because he's actually trying to be nice, but he's been a douchebag for so long he just can't stop it from spilling out the minute he opens his mouth.
There's a plan in everything, kid. And I love it when a plan comes together!