Funniest Line from the entire movie
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TheSummer2012 — 13 years ago(August 23, 2012 04:42 AM)
I love this movie and almost any line is an absolute killer.
"You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert?!"
(crying) "She's not alone"
"I'd like to speak to someone in chairs, please."
"You beep
"All right, he'll bleed out. He'll bleed out."
"I'm thinking about maybe making a move."
"A move?"
"Yeah. Greenpeace. Maybe go up to the north pole, the arctic. Tag polar bears with dart guns. I've always had pretty good aim."
"I'm a beep lighthouse, man! I stay lit for you! I stay lit! I never go dark! Never go dark!"
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bmx-8-252915 — 11 years ago(June 04, 2014 10:04 AM)
Nobody has mentioned this one yet.
Christian Slater asks are u sure this was an accident right when he sees the dead hooker.
Haha that's funny because it implies Jeremy piven would rather kill the hookera then pay her 500 dollars lol -
kmay144 — 11 years ago(August 11, 2014 10:38 AM)
"Under Jewish law, the body cannot rest if not united. We've got their parts all mixed together. We can't do this to them!"
"Give me a break, they don't have Jews in Asia."
"That is absolutely not true!"
"I've got his upper leg and her lower leg. I've got his upper leg and her lower leg!" -
Lark11 — 11 years ago(March 30, 2015 09:23 AM)
Delivered as only Christian Slater can:
"What does THAT mean?! Are you insane? Do you actually think I would hurt Lois? She's the mother of these kids for Christ's sake! What's wrong with you? You've got a real nasty side to your thought process!" -
JackBluegrass — 9 years ago(May 15, 2016 04:11 PM)
Daniel Stern kind of stole this movie from Slater. Berkow is kind of the "conscience" of the group, which isn't saying much.
His Adam Berkow saying to Slater,
"Have you done this
before
?!?"
had me rolling on the floor.
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