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Paul Brenner….Funniest Lines

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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — The General's Daughter


    vintage_girl_89 — 17 years ago(March 21, 2009 11:48 AM)

    Is beep hilarious! I love this movie but most of my favorite parts was when his character was being sarcastic, he just did an excellent job and I am not a travolta fan but I loved him in this. Funniest lines:
    "Nah, I'm just here to kick ass, sleep till noon"
    "You cover up your weaknesses by insulting the more higher ranking robust individuals around you, how does that sound?"
    "Very good, robust even"
    "What are you doing here yardley? Shouldn't you be out night stickin the coloured folk?"
    "I thought you was White?"
    "I'm both, skunked yah"
    "This looks like the work of 10 chimpanzes."
    "Well you just missed the other nine, they got bored and went for a beer"
    "Grotesque wounds huh?"
    "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
    "You're very cute when I'm mad at you"
    "I feel queezy"
    "Well hop on I'll burp ya"
    "Do you have business there agent sunhill?"
    "Yes I do and this my father"
    Hilarious! Love that character. love this movie.
    -x-[vintage_girl_89]-x-
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    Family Guy Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      comedyhel — 16 years ago(April 27, 2009 04:12 PM)

      "nowadays you have to boil people before you sleep with them"
      that made me laugh

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        bobicabayo — 14 years ago(December 27, 2011 03:50 PM)

        "nowadays you have to boil people before you sleep with them"
        jajajajajajaaja
        I liked that one!
        "My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I idolized him."
        INTERESTING

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          TokioRezGal — 12 years ago(May 05, 2013 04:42 AM)

          This my favorite line of his
          I'm just here to kick ass, sleep till noon"

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            spookyrat1 — 12 years ago(May 25, 2013 01:52 AM)

            His character was very similar to that depicted in the book and I think John Travolta had that natural swagger and bravado to carry the role perfectly.
            "My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him."

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                nutsberryfarm — 16 years ago(November 13, 2009 07:16 PM)

                everybody likes bath products!
                It's okay, honey. II was just talking to the cornfield.

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                  simian_ninja — 15 years ago(October 13, 2010 12:39 AM)

                  "My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I idolized him."
                  Deftones makes the world a better place

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                    nutsberryfarm — 15 years ago(October 13, 2010 02:46 PM)

                    a good one!
                    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, " I drank what?"

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                        mikeyg24 — 14 years ago(October 23, 2011 01:42 PM)

                        When he finds Elizabeth Campbells home made videos"ten bucks says these aren't the lost 'Honeymooners' episodes!"
                        When they're joking about their alibi's for the murder "I was busy killin someone else I didn't have time to kill two people".
                        Your's sincerely, General Joseph Liebgott

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                          Curt1222 — 10 years ago(April 25, 2015 05:28 AM)

                          The movie was so badly written, and so poorly described anything to do with the military, that almost every line by every character was hilarious.

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                            Movie_Buff_2 — 9 years ago(November 10, 2016 10:49 AM)

                            My three favorites (all in the same scene no less!!) are:

                            • I was busy killing somebody else. I didn't have time to kill two people.
                            • (I'm going from memory) - That's Hal. He's a good man, but don't say anything about his hair
                              Why not?
                              He doesn't have any
                            • (a few seconds later and in a loud voice) Hey Hal, shouldn't you be wearing a hat?
                              Also a good runner up is when Sunhill said she would rather be a murder suspect, than to go on a date with Brenner.
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