Funniest scene/line?
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Happiness
solitary_bun — 12 years ago(June 20, 2013 06:52 PM)
Mine was Helen's "If only I had been raped as a child, then I would know authenticity".
or "You're beep I'm champagne"
There were too many, every scene was truly equally painfully depressing and hilarious. -
mattdsgirl — 12 years ago(June 26, 2013 04:39 AM)
Hahaha, loved the line: "You're beep I'm champagne". Also Kristina: "I'm a passionate woman" - after exclaiming she doesn't like sex. Johnny's dad: "Do you think I should get him a professional". Mona to Lenny: "I'm gonna have to get another effing facelift!!"
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jabberwocky7575 — 12 years ago(January 29, 2014 09:29 AM)
Vlad: I love New Jersey
Joy: Don't you miss Russia?
Vlad: F@ck the c-nt of Russia
Joy: Well I guess it's best to feel that way
If you think Pantera is good music, you married your cousin and your retarded son's name is Cletus -
Prajee Malloo — 9 months ago(June 29, 2025 05:37 PM)
Phillip Seymour Hoffman's obscene phone call: "I know who you really are. You're a zero, a black hole…"
very funny when he is say he will pump her hard, then she ask for the pump and he explain he cannot do and then more funny when she ask him to call tomorrow and he say, OK, hana
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TaraDeS — 9 months ago(June 29, 2025 05:45 PM)
Prajee Malloo June 29, 2025 07:37 PM
Member since January 31, 2025
"Phillip Seymour Hoffman's obscene phone call: "I know who you really are. You're a zero, a black hole…"
very funny when he is say he will pump her hard, then she ask for the pump and he explain he cannot do and then more funny when she ask him to call tomorrow and he say, OK, hana
3922 secands
Happiness (1998) 1080p Upscale
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That's not how the talk went and you know it, you little buna-bastard. 🧦 -
TaraDeS — 9 months ago(June 29, 2025 06:04 PM)
Lucky Boy June 29, 2025 08:02 PM
Member since October 28, 2020
plus this clip is more funny when his friend come to talk about the football and Alan pretend to know what the friend is talk about, hana
Ok, the buna-bastards will continue their sock-soliloquy. 🧦🧦
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TaraDeS — 9 months ago(June 29, 2025 06:02 PM)
Prajee Malloo June 29, 2025 08:00 PM
Member since January 31, 2025
dear
please check it 3922 secands and u will see I am say the truth, hana
I listened to it, you just skipped a few details, young buna-bastard. 🧦 -
andyd-1 — 10 years ago(August 19, 2015 04:18 AM)
When Allen tells his psychiatrist that he's really boring and describes his voice as being boring in a really monotone boring voice - the part about the psychiatrist himself becoming bored is too obvious I admit, but right before then, just hilarious.
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bakirchm — 10 years ago(October 22, 2015 09:55 PM)
I was laughing A LOT in this film, but the biggest laugh out of me was when the kid came at the end, the dog licks it up, licks the mother of the kid's mouth, the kid comes in and says "I came" end movie. LOL this movie was so fcked up but so hilarious in so many parts