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    MovieLovinMe — 13 years ago(October 30, 2012 06:44 PM)

    I just finished watching this for the 100th time on my IP's On Demand.
    I heard that line again and started cracking up.
    Just how non-nonchalant/matter-of-fact she says it, it's too funny.
    "that's the best trick I've ever heard in the history of your bitch-ass tricks!"

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      OutwardExpansion — 12 years ago(March 12, 2014 09:30 PM)

      I agree,
      "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
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        TRhett — 10 years ago(November 16, 2015 03:45 PM)

        "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
        THAT'S IT! I wondered if anybody else got how funny that was . . . in a movie full of funny one-liners. "Don't do that . . . I'm not kidding." "Just like mother used to make." - Sir Alexander Dane (Michael Rickman - one of my all-time favorite Brit actors).

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          schmidtkenn11 — 9 years ago(November 21, 2016 04:02 AM)

          It's ALAN Rickman, not Michael Rickman.
          "Home is where they don't want you to leave." (Stephen King, Revival)

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            azdkelly — 10 years ago(February 08, 2016 06:58 PM)

            Yes!!! The best line in the whole film definitely. Because it shows that even the rest of the assume Guy is going to die before any of them. I always have to pause it at that part I just burst out laughing

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              MuchToBeGratefulFor — 13 years ago(June 14, 2012 05:57 PM)

              This doesn't seem to be on too many people's lists, but it's when Alexander tells Jason to figure out the rock monster's motivation, and Jason replies it's a rock, it doesn't have motivation.
              Alexander: That was always your problem Jason, you were never serious about the craft.
              You must be the change you seek in the world. Gandhi

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                joyfarrah — 13 years ago(June 16, 2012 08:02 AM)

                I like that one as well, and when Alexander says to Jason, after he's been fighting the monster, "well I see you managed to get your shirt off"! I love STTOS and I love seeing Kirk with his shirt half off!
                In fact I think if they ever wanted to do another ST sequel, now that sadly Scotty and McCoy are dead and Nimoy and Shatner are getting older, Tim Allen would be a good "mature Kirk". Dont know who could do the others though. Possibly Jim Parsons from B Bang theory could play SPock.

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                  ta2me92704 — 13 years ago(June 17, 2012 04:42 PM)

                  There are so many, but for me it's the opening of the computer store (if you look at the print ads, you can see that they are the exact style of Fry's Electronics ads), "By Grabthars hammer, wh-what a savings"
                  My ignore list is much too long for a sig line.

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                    fourth_time — 9 years ago(January 03, 2017 06:08 PM)

                    Yes! Nearly everything uttered by Alan Rickman in this movie is funny. The "What a savings" delivery is my favorite.

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                      iratazork — 13 years ago(June 23, 2012 04:28 PM)

                      When Tony Shalhoub gets transported up, his comment, "That was a hell of a thing." cracks me up!

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                        Ron2011 — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 05:33 AM)

                        When Tony Shalhoub gets transported up, his comment, "That was a hell of a thing." cracks me up!
                        Yeah, me too! That whole scene is a funny one!

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                          Ron2011 — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 05:41 AM)

                          I like when they're trying to use the transporter device to beam the Captain to the ship. They try on the pig-lizard. The Thermian says, "it's inside out" then a moment later, "and it exploded". That whole scene is funny.

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                            philoj — 9 years ago(September 22, 2016 07:24 PM)

                            I used this once to explain how one of our servers crashed. Only one guy in the room got it, and he was fighting so hard not to laugh out loud while everyone else looked confused.
                            Philo's Law: To learn from your mistakes, you have to realize you're making mistakes.

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                              bluzup-1 — 13 years ago(September 19, 2012 07:44 PM)

                              one of my favourites too

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                                blackfunkster — 13 years ago(September 25, 2012 06:39 PM)

                                "It's a rock, it doesn't HAVE any vulnerable spots!"
                                http://newsforcreativelunatics.blogspot.com/

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                                  pushbutton2begin — 13 years ago(January 23, 2013 02:18 AM)

                                  There's a scene in THE FORGOTTEN (Julianne Moore) where a character is tied to a chair and being interrogated. The character in the chair says that aliens abducted Julianne's child, then he's very suddenly and violently sucked through the roof - still tied to the chair.
                                  The first time my wife saw that in the cinema, she immediately said, "Now that was a hell of a thing."
                                  There are some very subtle lines in GQ as well. Just before the characters get glooped up to the ship, you can hear the woman Guy is trying to chat up say, "But you live with your mother!"

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                                    westal_sage — 12 years ago(March 16, 2014 06:48 PM)

                                    Yep that's just funny!

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                                      sorednax3 — 13 years ago(June 25, 2012 10:45 AM)

                                      So far, I agree with everyone.
                                      My personal fasvorite, "There's a red thingy, headed toward a green thingy. I think we're the green thingy." - Guy

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                                        niklasenskog — 13 years ago(October 01, 2012 01:37 AM)

                                        My thoughts exactly. And I love Guy's semi-stoned "I'm just jazzed about being on the show man."

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                                          ghostfan — 13 years ago(October 05, 2012 09:26 PM)

                                          Probably can't get this quote quite right, but I love it when the actors are trying to explain that it's just a TV show not actyal archives. the ailens look confused, and then Gwen starts with.. Gilligan's Island certainly you don't think?
                                          Ailens all sigh unhappily "Oh those poor people."
                                          (Made even funnier, I think, because Sherwood Schwartz, the GI creator swears that people were sending telegrams to the head of the Coast Guard, saying "go rescue these poor people before they starve to death"

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