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    philoj — 9 years ago(September 22, 2016 07:24 PM)

    I used this once to explain how one of our servers crashed. Only one guy in the room got it, and he was fighting so hard not to laugh out loud while everyone else looked confused.
    Philo's Law: To learn from your mistakes, you have to realize you're making mistakes.

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      bluzup-1 — 13 years ago(September 19, 2012 07:44 PM)

      one of my favourites too

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        blackfunkster — 13 years ago(September 25, 2012 06:39 PM)

        "It's a rock, it doesn't HAVE any vulnerable spots!"
        http://newsforcreativelunatics.blogspot.com/

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          pushbutton2begin — 13 years ago(January 23, 2013 02:18 AM)

          There's a scene in THE FORGOTTEN (Julianne Moore) where a character is tied to a chair and being interrogated. The character in the chair says that aliens abducted Julianne's child, then he's very suddenly and violently sucked through the roof - still tied to the chair.
          The first time my wife saw that in the cinema, she immediately said, "Now that was a hell of a thing."
          There are some very subtle lines in GQ as well. Just before the characters get glooped up to the ship, you can hear the woman Guy is trying to chat up say, "But you live with your mother!"

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            westal_sage — 12 years ago(March 16, 2014 06:48 PM)

            Yep that's just funny!

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              sorednax3 — 13 years ago(June 25, 2012 10:45 AM)

              So far, I agree with everyone.
              My personal fasvorite, "There's a red thingy, headed toward a green thingy. I think we're the green thingy." - Guy

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                niklasenskog — 13 years ago(October 01, 2012 01:37 AM)

                My thoughts exactly. And I love Guy's semi-stoned "I'm just jazzed about being on the show man."

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                  ghostfan — 13 years ago(October 05, 2012 09:26 PM)

                  Probably can't get this quote quite right, but I love it when the actors are trying to explain that it's just a TV show not actyal archives. the ailens look confused, and then Gwen starts with.. Gilligan's Island certainly you don't think?
                  Ailens all sigh unhappily "Oh those poor people."
                  (Made even funnier, I think, because Sherwood Schwartz, the GI creator swears that people were sending telegrams to the head of the Coast Guard, saying "go rescue these poor people before they starve to death"

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                    BelleCBelle — 11 years ago(September 03, 2014 06:22 PM)

                    My favorite too! Sam Rockwell sure knows how to handle a comedic role.
                    Human Rights: Know Them, Demand Them, Defend Them

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                      patrik_ch7 — 11 years ago(September 17, 2014 01:29 PM)

                      Pretty much anything Alan Rickman says. I always start laughing whenever he says "by Grabthar's hammer"
                      My eyes have seen the glory
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                        somebunny00 — 13 years ago(June 26, 2012 03:44 PM)

                        When Tommy suggests a bird call for the signal and Jason replies, "What are you, an infant?"
                        Idk why, but that just cracks me up every time. 😛

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                          ralpmg — 13 years ago(July 01, 2012 06:57 PM)

                          How about at the end when they coming out of the ship announcer says
                          about allan rickmans character
                          gibe him a big hand hes british

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                            WHg343 — 13 years ago(July 01, 2012 10:53 PM)

                            when Tony Shaloub wlaks away looking at the floor and sayswow.these floors are really cleanit was like a Monk moment

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                              kneazles — 13 years ago(July 19, 2012 01:34 PM)

                              Mine had to be the miners/minors confusion:
                              Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
                              Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
                              Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
                              Fred Kwan: You lost me.
                              I just giggle insanely to myself because it's such a great, common homophone issue.

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                                joyfarrah — 13 years ago(July 03, 2012 10:26 PM)

                                Yes "give him a big hand, he's British!" is good, esp wehn Alan Rickman looks so confused.

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                                  Ron2011 — 13 years ago(July 04, 2012 03:58 PM)

                                  So many funny lines in this movie, as people post it just reminds me of how many there are!
                                  Malthazar after they won the fight. "The ship was as big as this." "A very clever deception!"

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                                    Muinaiset — 11 years ago(October 15, 2014 11:34 PM)

                                    Same. It's hilarious.
                                    www.last.fm/user/Muinaiset

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                                      DrWhen — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 07:08 AM)

                                      "Well, he's outside."

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                                        hitpawz — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 02:33 PM)

                                        "You have a last name, Guy"
                                        "DO I!? DO I?"

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                                          welshfaery — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 06:35 PM)

                                          "Look around you, can fashion some form of a rudimentary lathe.GET OFF THE LINE GUY"

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