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    kneazles — 13 years ago(July 19, 2012 01:34 PM)

    Mine had to be the miners/minors confusion:
    Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
    Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
    Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
    Fred Kwan: You lost me.
    I just giggle insanely to myself because it's such a great, common homophone issue.

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      joyfarrah — 13 years ago(July 03, 2012 10:26 PM)

      Yes "give him a big hand, he's British!" is good, esp wehn Alan Rickman looks so confused.

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        Ron2011 — 13 years ago(July 04, 2012 03:58 PM)

        So many funny lines in this movie, as people post it just reminds me of how many there are!
        Malthazar after they won the fight. "The ship was as big as this." "A very clever deception!"

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          Muinaiset — 11 years ago(October 15, 2014 11:34 PM)

          Same. It's hilarious.
          www.last.fm/user/Muinaiset

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            DrWhen — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 07:08 AM)

            "Well, he's outside."

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              hitpawz — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 02:33 PM)

              "You have a last name, Guy"
              "DO I!? DO I?"

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                welshfaery — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 06:35 PM)

                "Look around you, can fashion some form of a rudimentary lathe.GET OFF THE LINE GUY"

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                  welshfaery — 13 years ago(July 02, 2012 06:40 PM)

                  IS THERE AIR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!

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                    Philo89 — 13 years ago(March 26, 2013 08:58 PM)

                    In the 1970s porn movie "Flesh Gordon" there's a scene where Dr. Zarkov walks out of the spaceship, takes a deep breath, then says "Good - there's air here."

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                      jgroub — 11 years ago(May 18, 2014 04:03 PM)

                      "IS THERE AIR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
                      This. This makes me lose it, every single time.
                      I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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                        behamut — 10 years ago(August 27, 2015 12:26 PM)

                        Probably one of my favorites, especially how he ends it with taking in a big gulp of air and holding his breath.

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                          jgroub — 10 years ago(August 27, 2015 12:38 PM)

                          Yeah, that's a great touch. The whole movie is so incredibly pitch perfect. The writer was a f'n genius. Well, not Einstein genius, but you know.
                          I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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                            RockCake — 13 years ago(July 13, 2012 08:17 AM)

                            Guy: "ooohh.that's not right!"

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                              ObscureAuteur — 11 years ago(December 12, 2014 05:25 PM)

                              Toss up between that and "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay? "
                              Then again my favorite line in
                              As Good As It Gets
                              is when Udall looks at Simon's open suitcase on the bed and says "Nice Packing". Not listed in the quotes.
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                              Good Times, Noodle Salad

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                                CCCampedel — 13 years ago(July 14, 2012 11:08 AM)

                                My favorite: after the crew's first encounter with Sarris, Alexander goes stumbling off of the command deck and Gwen says to him "where are you going?", and he replies "to see if there's a pub!"

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                                  cckidd — 11 years ago(October 04, 2014 05:58 PM)

                                  I literally saw this and read your post at the same time!

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                                      markrlaw1 — 13 years ago(August 01, 2012 12:24 PM)

                                      When, going through the mine field the first time:
                                      Dane: "Can you try not to hit every single one of them"
                                      Then after they get through the mine field and the last of the mines are exploding around them, Tommy screams:
                                      "AH, AH, AH" and his expression is absolutely classic.

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                                        richopp — 13 years ago(August 01, 2012 05:06 PM)

                                        All of these are goodI like Tony when he uploads the rock monster saying, "It's the little things in life"
                                        Brandon's mom: "Well, at least he's outside."
                                        But I give Weaver the best lines:
                                        "Whoever wrote this episode should be shot!"
                                        Cracks me up every time!
                                        One of my all-time favorite films that always makes me laugh out loud. I would love to know if Rickman and the others had as much fun making it as we do watching it. I know, it is just a job and is very hard work, but still
                                        Cheers!

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                                          Ron2011 — 13 years ago(August 01, 2012 06:41 PM)

                                          Hehe, yeah, good one. I also love the lines after they transport the rock monster into the midst of the alien soldiers.

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