"Is this a Monet?"
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TitzkriegBop — 15 years ago(May 26, 2010 11:36 PM)
"You know who has the killer bud? This fvcker right here!" And then Kelly pulls a totally unsuspecting Klitz up to him. I about died.
Something about the way Klitz said "Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal!" to the porn star at the convention really cracked me up as well.
The prurient herself! -
bedofskeletons — 15 years ago(June 15, 2010 03:02 PM)
"I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom"
And then the guy in the sex-ed movie: "We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas!!" LMFAO
'What? I cook!'
'Offering people gum, is not cooking.' -
AppleboyProductions — 15 years ago(September 06, 2010 10:29 AM)
I have a Couple of lines, but this two i think are the best
"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fuk her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fuk her for me Matt, for meee!"
Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE beep UP! Next question.
Theres one more that i love just because i know somebody with this last name
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
James Cole: I'm here about some monkeys. -
spanny1 — 15 years ago(November 29, 2010 09:58 PM)
Hey deep baby, you are so right dude! Now that you mention it, I think I remember that line myself. Didn't Matt say that when he went into the motel room with Danielle? It was just a little throw-away line, but I loved it too. He was referring to some crappy print hanging on the wall in the room, wasn't he?
I know this movie had lots of big funny flashy lines, like "F*uck her for me, Matt!" etc. But for my money, a little line like "Is this a Monet?" is definitely worth the squeeze. -
bigislander72 — 15 years ago(December 12, 2010 09:16 PM)
I know it't kind of disturbing but mine was when the two porn stars are talking about virginity and prom night in the sex ed vid.. The one porn star say something to the other porn star like
"Of course I lost my virginity on senior prom night, didn't you?"
And she says all sheepishly
"Uhhm I was 10." -
mattster0056 — 15 years ago(December 14, 2010 03:09 PM)
omg this is probably my favorite comedy movie at the time. But my favorite line is definetely at the end, where the director kid ( i cant remember his name X( ) is being interviewed, and a kid says, "Aren't you a little young to be a director?" Then he replies, "SHUT THE beep UP! NEXT QUESTION!" ahahahahahahahaahaahahahhaha the timing and line was perfect