One of the Worst Films Ever Made
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archtecblue — 17 years ago(June 03, 2008 01:30 AM)
I somehow brought myself to watch 15 minutes of it I've never regretted anything until now How does something like this get made? Is there really an audience for this Worst of all why do the actors let themselves be in filth like this I guess everybody has a mortgage to pay
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SilentSerenity — 17 years ago(June 11, 2008 07:29 AM)
Honest to god, I thought it was a porno when I turned on my TV and this steaming pile of beep was sitting on my extra channels. I hit info because the name is somewhat deceiving, and the detail said "mystery/suspense" I muscled through part of it before I came to realize it really amounts to nothing more than a poorly written porno.
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tom-1712 — 17 years ago(June 21, 2008 05:27 PM)
I don't get why everybody is dissing the movie.
Sure it's bad, but it never really pretended to be anything more. With movies like these, you have to figure in all the extra things, such as potential (Zardoz with Sean Connery comes to mind - something built on roughly the same lines of this but felt like the screenwriter was on an acid trip while he wrote it, which was entirely possible in the 70s), acting, etc.
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blackchineygal — 17 years ago(August 04, 2008 10:08 AM)
I watched it all the way to the end. I kept watching because I was waiting for it to get good. It was horrible! I never usually do this but today I deliberately came on this board to BASH the beep out of this movie. And that guy, Andrew Keegan! I was so disappointed to see him in this movie because I liked him in "10 things I like about you" and "Camp Nowhere". I wasn't surprised to see Richard Hillman though, he sucks. Lmao he was Aaron, Torrence's cheerleading boyfriend from "Bring it On".
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yoyomama — 16 years ago(March 01, 2010 12:30 AM)
I bought this out of a $3 bin thinking, "HeyTeenage Cavemansounds like a good Friday night flick."
Cripes was I wrong. It was basically some unattractive naked people doing shots and taking baths together. Correction: There was one beautiful chick and she was the first to get blown up. Who made that call?!? And then there was a genetic-experiment-gone-wrong-monsterThe End.
It's a one star movie for me. I was very surprised when I read that Uwe Boll didn't direct it. Maybe if Teenage Caveman comes out on Wii he'll hop on board for the sequel.
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Calinks — 15 years ago(June 28, 2010 02:15 AM)
I saw this movie late one night way back when I was maybe 19. It was by far, the absolute worst film I had ever seen in my life at that point. It still may be. This movie is HORRIBLE but I don't hate it. Watching this movie, in it's entirety, was so incredibly entertaining with its horrendousness, I couldn't put it down. Over the next week I told all of my friends about it.This is a piece of my cultural history. This is like the film version of the Holocaust, it's so tragic and provides so many life lessons about right and wrong I am obligated to teach others about so that we can learn from past travesties and never repeat them.
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