What is up with people sucking on Jason's dick?
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Freddy vs. Jason
TheSmashingTesticles — 9 years ago(July 21, 2016 11:21 AM)
I don't know why you people love Jason so much. He has no character at all. He's just some silent guy who wears a ridiculous hockey mask and stabs people to death. Oh and not to mention, he never fvcking runs but he somehow manages to teleport in front of people. He's basically a Michael Myers ripoff and Michael Myers isn't a great villain either.
Freddy is so much better. The
Nightmare on Elm Street
films are better than the
Friday the 13th
movies. I'm not saying the Nightmare movies are masterpieces but they're definitely more enjoyable than the
Friday the 13th
movies.
At least the Nightmare franchise was started by the legendary Wes Craven, meanwhile the
Friday the 13th
movies were directed by a bunch of directors who I've never heard of and that shltty reboot was made by the same guy who made that shltty
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
remake.
Freddy actually talks and has a character. He kills people in creative ways while Jason just walks up to people without making a sound and stabs them.
Freddy has supernatural powers while Jason is basically a zombie on steroids.
Notice how only Robert Englund can portray as Freddy but ANYONE can play as Jason. It does not take an experienced, talented actor to play as Jason.
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GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 9 years ago(July 23, 2016 09:39 AM)
Are you trying to be intentionally annoying or were you just born that way? I'll tell you, you are annoying. In fact, you are the number one contender for the middle weight annoyance crown.
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bmalone135 — 9 years ago(October 17, 2016 09:47 AM)
http://www.imdb.com/board/10103064/board/nest/252149052?p=1
Case in point: You gave Terminator a rating of 8/10 and Terminator 2 a rating of 9/10 , yet you posted this saying they both suck
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saikano_75 — 9 years ago(July 23, 2016 06:16 PM)
Why should they? You would just dismiss it anyway if it went against your own opinion. After seeing this topic, it is obvious you are just a pathetic troll who attempts to use user's ratings against them. What are you, twelve? Grow up.
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TheSmashingTesticles — 9 years ago(July 23, 2016 07:29 PM)
I love how you talk to people as if you think you're an adult when you're still in your teens. Oh wow! What a big grown up you are.
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GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 9 years ago(July 24, 2016 05:59 AM)
I was just messing with you TC. Jason may not be the best villain but it's fun to see him hacking immature young people to death. I will agree though some of the nightmare movies do have a better story and better characters.
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misbegotten — 9 years ago(September 01, 2016 10:49 PM)
I'm re-visiting this board for the first time in over a decade, but I used to come here regularly when
Freddy vs Jason
was originally released, because back then it was one of the funniest places on the 'net, as all the die-hard Freddy fans desperately tried to re-interpret the ending in numerous non-nonsensical ways so that their man won. Bizarrely, they didn't have a problem with Freddy being beaten by various teenage girls in the
Elm Street
movies, but couldn't comprehend that he might lose in a fight against an unstoppable hockey-masked engine of destruction.
Equally amusing was the Freddy fans getting incensed when anyone described him as being a child-molester. Apparently they thought it was okay to worship a fictitious character who abducts, terrorizes, tortures and mutilates children, but suggest that he also sexually interfered with his victims and his fans would get incredibly offended.
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bossdog677 — 9 years ago(September 18, 2016 03:50 PM)
You see the idea behind Freddy is better than the actual movies while with Friday the 13th the excution of the movies are better than the actual story so those with imagination will be more drawn to Freddy while those lacking imagination who just want to laugh at human destruction will be more drawn to Jason and the non-imaginitive outnumber the imaginative
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parkerzielinski — 9 years ago(September 28, 2016 10:03 PM)
I disagree I'm intelligent and creative but I find Freddy kind of a bitch and lame. His jokes are bad he gets whopped by everyone and molested kids. Nothing really fun to watch there. Jason seems scarier so does m.m. Freddy never seemed scary cause I feel like I would either wake up or shove the claws up his azz.
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KingCobra686 — 9 years ago(October 17, 2016 06:07 PM)
They are polar opposites of what you could get for a villain in a slasher movie.
I would group Freddy with other villains like Pinhead and Jigsaw and Hannibal Lecter who are much more dynamic and crafty/intelligent. Freddy I would group with villains like Michael Myers and Leatherface, who are dumb and strong and dont have complicated motivations.
Freddy is scary because he is creative and powerful and hard to predict. Jason is scary because he is powerful and unstoppable and can't be reasoned with. Once Jason shows up you are pretty much screwed, but Freddy is going to toy around with you for awhile before he does anything.
Freddy and his movies certainly require better acting and involve more dynamic plots, so I will agree there.