Best line in the whole series?
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Fwank_The_Nutter — 10 years ago(November 04, 2015 02:01 AM)
I really don't like EB, but he's pretty funny, especially in his (quite unwarranted) frustration over Richardson.
"I'm picturing the lake that spawned you. I'm filling it with rocks." - EB Farnum, paraphrased
Real life ain't as dope as the movies. -
Rob801 — 9 years ago(August 13, 2016 09:30 AM)
"Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and that's my other brother Darryl"
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oh wait, wrong show . But really, I pretty much can't see E.B. Without that line running through my head (or anything else he is in for that matter) I can't possibly be the first to mention that, can I?
But yeah, so many great lines it's hard to remember them all let alone choose, but there are some great ones mentioned here (and I only just started season 3) -
howardkoor — 10 years ago(November 05, 2015 12:37 PM)
One of the best tv shows ever. Milch is a genius.
Below is a link to cool Deadwood trivia.
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=55788 -
lorddeseiz — 10 years ago(November 30, 2015 01:12 PM)
Al: Who?
Wu: Wu?
Al: no Wu, WHO
Wu: WU?
Al: Who you bleeping bleep
Wu: BLEEPBLEEPER
Al: Yea glad i thought you that bleeping word.
Collection
http://www.imdb.com/list/4zXrE3AAzT4/ -
steadyteddy — 10 years ago(December 14, 2015 06:42 PM)
So many to choose from. One of my favourites off the top of my head is one that Ellsworth says to Swearengen when they're talking in the Gem Saloon in the first episode:
"I may have beep my life up flatter than hammered beep but I stand before you today beholden to no human beep and working a payin' beep goldclaim. And not the US government sayin' I'm beep trespassin' or the savage beep red man himself or any of these limber dick beep passin' themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me." -
JoeCorrao — 10 years ago(January 08, 2016 06:54 AM)
Other than CckScker!
This lesson from Al is one of my favorite moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF8aIa3QOkU
~I see a little silhouette of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango. -
gsuchick03 — 10 years ago(January 12, 2016 07:30 AM)
One of the lines that made me laugh the hardest was when Al was recovering and he couldn't walk regularly quite yet and Jewel is standing at the bar and says, "He's always dragging that god damned leg around."
"Well that ship has sailed" -
eze1980 — 10 years ago(March 24, 2016 11:45 PM)
"So including last night, thats three fing damage incidents that didnt kill you. Pain or damage dont end the world, or despair, or fin beatings. The world ends when youre dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back"
-Al to Merrick
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." -
toomanydanlennons — 9 years ago(April 19, 2016 10:39 AM)
Too many good ones, but to go with a single line rather than bit of dialogue:
Some goddamn time, a man's due to stop arguing with hisself, feeling twice the goddamn fool he knows he is because he can't be something he tries to be every goddamn day without once getting to dinnertime and not ******* it up. I don't want to fight it no more. Understand me, Charlie? And I don't want you pissing in my ear about it. Can you let me go to hell the way I want to? -
hotrats2112 — 9 years ago(May 27, 2016 09:29 AM)
"Welcome to f@cking Deadwood!"
But you have to add the, "Can be combative"!
That's my favorite line. I also love Al's follow up later, "Cow-eyed kid looking from that coachthat's what f#ckin' unmanned me". What a statement about Al..