"You may have mused in the past, am I mortal?"
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ThePhoenixHope — 16 years ago(September 16, 2009 06:33 AM)
The whole drunken exchange between Hellboy and Abe Sapien. Priceless.
Hellboy:
You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe Sapien:
My body is a temple.
Hellboy:
Not it's an amusement park.
Hellboy:
[drunk] Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole, wide w I would give my life for her. But she also wants me to do the dishes!
Abe Sapien:
[also drunk] I would die and do the dishes!
Hellboy:
[drunk] Why is she mad at me? And it's not about the mess, either, it's about something else.
Abe Sapien:
[also drunk] Well, ask her then!
Hellboy:
No! Look, Abe, when a woman's mad at you, but she's really mad about something else, and you have to ask, she gets mad because you had to ask in the first place! You know?
Abe Sapien:
Uh
Hellboy:
Never mind, don't answer that.
Dear Mary, you who gave birth without sin, teach me how to sin and not give birth. -
childeharr — 16 years ago(September 21, 2009 04:07 PM)
Hellboy, Krauss, and Abe stand on a roof. Hellboy is intimidated by Krauss' self confidence. Implying Krauss is a German NAZI, Hellboy asks:
Hellboy: "Mr. beep sir?"
Dr. Krauss: "Krauss, agent, with a double ess." (holding up two fingers)
Hellboy: "SS, right" (sarcastically) -
Washingtonian1889 — 16 years ago(September 24, 2009 08:16 PM)
For me it's when Hellboy was destroying the Golden Army and he must of recalled Prof. Bloom reading him the story in the past. And he just goes
"Industerble my ass."
Earlier in the film, his child version asked Broom "What does industerble mean?" When regarding the word indestructable. -
epiphone20 — 16 years ago(September 26, 2009 02:11 PM)
Good one is also when the Prince orders the army to kill them.
Abe: He lied to us.
Hellboy: Abe, old buddy. If we ever get out of this, we've got to talk.
"Slip your mind? Forget he was in there with a gdamn hand cannon?" -Vincent Vega -
xthe_shiznitx — 15 years ago(January 12, 2011 05:10 AM)
Hellboy holds the crown, looks at it and says "All that power!" Liz looks at him and grabs the crown saying "Don't even think about it." the proceeds to melt the gold crown to a molten puddle.
Classic. -
psdhart — 14 years ago(November 19, 2011 12:25 PM)
-you will pay for what you did down there
-do you take cheques?
Johann Krauss: Nice baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.
Hellboy: Give it up nasty, we can see you.
Hellboy: Watch it boys, she's on fire!
Hellboy: Geez, it stinks in here! Worse than my room!
Tom Manning: No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."
Liz Sherman: And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very discreet.
Hellboy: Ah, he said he liked the cold.- A forest god, eh
I'm gonna get my self big baby
drv Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanstucker
My body is a temple
no it is an amusement park
- A forest god, eh
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redhorizon — 14 years ago(January 06, 2012 12:40 PM)
"God, I hate Youtube!"
(Speaking about Johann)
"He has very expressive hands."
(After Hellboy punches Johann)
Oh, crap.
Johann.
Johann? Johann?
Hey, Johann?
Come on, pal. Hang in there, will you?
Johann? Johann?
Damn.
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. John F. Kennedy -
OmNomNom_NomNom — 14 years ago(January 24, 2012 06:34 PM)
Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
I burst out laughing. Best line in the film. Period.
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