1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects.
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parks8321 — 16 years ago(August 26, 2009 04:58 PM)
- It is cold enough in Siberia to quick-freeze the entirety of a dead and dining Russian and his meal, but not cold enough to cause barefooted American tourists to experience an ounce of frostbite following a fairly extensive run in the snow.
- (In regard to #34) The snow in Siberia is made with the same variety of warm ice water that Jack and Rose ran through during the sinking of the "Titanic."
- The best way for a "bad girl" to try and cure the error of her wild ways is to crash into and marry (hence ruin) the life of a stereotypically nerdy and religious train enthusiast that loves her no matter how much she lies or cheats or forgets about him while traveling.
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Connecticut_Bob — 16 years ago(September 23, 2009 03:21 PM)
- Kevin Smith should write something witty here.
- Never pet a police dog. It upsets the dog and the policeman.
- Ben Kingsley's nose is becoming gigantic.
- Don't just bring an eyemask to sleep on the Transsiberian Express; bring ear plugs too!
- Shoot the stupid American husband in the kneecap immediately when you suggest it, otherwise he'll get away.
- Roy is much better as a deranged maniac than a wimpy husband (Natural Born Killers)
- -23 degree sex rarely turns out welltrust me!
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buddy6102 — 16 years ago(September 29, 2009 10:29 AM)
- Wolves and scavengers rarely disturb freshly killed cadavers in the deep winter.
- A 20 year old American girl who has just been tortured severely and maimed for life will not be suffering from debilitating PTSD but rather will have the mental fortitude to hike through the freezing, Siberian country side to steal back money from the dead body of her boyfriend.
- A 20 year old American girl that sticks out like a sore thumb and doesn't speak the language will be able to escape Russia with millions in stolen drug money and then be able to launder it when she gets to her destination without alerting any suspicion from police or the Russian Mob.
- The Russian Mob would not attempt to retrace the steps of an American and Spaniard who went trapsing through the Siberian Forrest. They wouldn't question the townspeople of the little village. They would dismantle an entire train and try to force out information with torture from the guy who is oblivious to everything.
- Everyone in Russia speaks English, whether you're a laborer, cop, hotel desk clerk, or Mob enforcer. It also doesn't matter if you're French or Spanish you still speak perfect English. Unless of course you're a porter employed in customer service.
- If you're wife is a recovering narcotic addict nymphomaniac you're going to get really mad at her for smoking.
- Super nerdy, religious, train enthusiasts get really drunk every chance they get.
- If you don't speak Russian and the train personnel don't speak English you can easily explain that you missed your train and you need to gain passage on the very next train.
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JaxSnyder — 16 years ago(October 19, 2009 10:24 PM)
- Russians make you tea when you ask them for a bathroom
- they also get ballistic for no apparent reason - the stewardess started shouting because they wanted to know where the toilet is, then there was that dude in the bathroom when Jessie was looking for Roy
- the transsiberian - as popular as it is worldwide - can accommodate only three americans at a time and personnel (almost without fail) does not speak any languages
- french people are awkward and evil, but they give you booze
- when you've just killed a girl's boyfriend, leave her chopped up in subzero temperature
- it is easier to open a russian train door than to draw a curtain - no effort is required whatsoever
- even if russians and spanish people speak english, they reply in their mother tongue first just for the good craic
- to get a train moving backwards, push a bunch of random buttons
- it's ok to walk past a room in your hotel and see two (supposedly) policemen beat up some random guy. it's an everyday situation, so just go sightseeing and don't even mention it to anybody
- russian snow is attracted to freshly killed people - in the scene after J killed C, he's covered in snow, while she's just got a few flakes in her hair dumb?
there's nothing to life but just the living of it. It Is What It Is and That's All It Is.
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St-Mihiel — 16 years ago(December 28, 2009 03:07 PM)
66-Drunk Russian yokels are familiar with John Deere Lawn Mowers and associated puns.
67-Seattle is a "nowhere" town that grunge girls runaway from, heading for the excitement of frozen Siberia.
68-When rushing to help survivors of a train collision, everyone should bring rifles instead of tools, flashlights or first aid kits. -
hoffes — 15 years ago(April 14, 2010 03:28 AM)
- When you travel through tousands miles of russian land, the people who annoy you on the train are Polish people, Pollacks as described in the movie. Although Siberia, Irkutsk itself is like 7000 km from Poland and there is probably no Polish guy in the area of next 3000-5000 kms, in the movie there are so many Poles to interrupt you in the compartment that you repeat it 3 or 4 times.
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RCeditor — 15 years ago(January 14, 2011 03:20 AM)
- I concur with # 69.
- Russian train attendants are cranky as he!!.
- The vodka on the Transsiberian flows like milk & honey.
- Russia has an abundance of photogenic people and objects - take, take!
- When you are anxiously awaiting your husband's arrival on the next train in Russia, the best way to relax is to take a bus ride with a total stranger to unfamiliar, isolated territory.
- Jessie - dump the dam backpack already!
- It is very simple to evacuate a train without two main characters being aware of it.
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RCeditor — 15 years ago(February 27, 2011 08:53 PM)
You've obviously never seen
Alan Bagh in Birdemic
and
Tommy Wiseau in The Room
.
ROFL!
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