1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects.

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RCeditor — 15 years ago(February 27, 2011 08:53 PM)

You've obviously never seen
Alan Bagh in Birdemic
and
Tommy Wiseau in The Room
.
ROFL!
THE RAP CRITIC:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/rap-critic

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TemporaryAgent — 15 years ago(February 13, 2011 12:02 PM)

82. When a critically acclaimed movie goes over an idiot's head, he'll dismiss it as "arty."

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ze_goose — 15 years ago(March 14, 2011 04:29 PM)

82. When you are in unknown territory where you seem to get lost, to find your way back instantly, kill someone.
83. When you have cops neck deep in the drug business pointing a gun at your head on a train moving backward, the train that it collides into will be full of army personnel who will rescue you.
84. Dont take the Transsiberian express next time.

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ze_goose — 15 years ago(March 14, 2011 04:36 PM)

85. Always marry the person who rammed into you because of being DUI.

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TemporaryAgent — 15 years ago(March 15, 2011 08:51 PM)

82. When you are in unknown territory where you seem to get lost, to find your way back instantly, kill someone.
    She wasn't lost.

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vince4953529 — 15 years ago(March 20, 2011 01:28 AM)

86. Tennessee Williams said, When you got rid of all your demons some of your angels will die too.
87. Russian male's life expectancy dropped from 65 to 58.
88. The width of the train track is different in Russia and China.
89. Russian men love helping women carrying their bags.
90. The only vegetable is potato
91. Carlos does not close the door when taking a shower.
92. To the oil!

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Mrpinkeye — 14 years ago(August 28, 2011 08:40 PM)

93. shes an idiot

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ze_goose — 14 years ago(August 09, 2011 05:32 PM)

"She wasn't lost."
I was probably misled by the clueless expression on her face when she was near the church and the dude vanished momentarily lol..

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Mandy_Whitsands — 12 years ago(February 16, 2014 05:43 PM)

no ze_goose, you are perfectly right, she was lost and freaked out because the spanish guy wasn't there anymore. The other guy just didn't get that.
She might be able to follow her footsteps back to the start, but in case of doubt, don't kill the only person capable of leading you out of nowhere.

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TemporaryAgent — 10 years ago(September 07, 2015 01:15 PM)

I think she was more concerned about being raped.

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TemporaryAgent — 10 years ago(September 07, 2015 01:19 PM)

But didn't she make it back to her husband just fine?

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twelvepointnine — 14 years ago(January 05, 2012 04:16 PM)

94. If you want to repair your watch, ram a train or two.
95. Visiting the Railroad Museum in Des Moines can save your life.
96. Backpacking grunge girls always manage to apply the perfect eyeshadow, even on a moving train.
97. US christian evangelists can go to a communist country on a holy mission and no one can stop them.
98. A remote plane hangar in Russia uses the exact same cheap Chinese padlocks some US hillbilly sells in his store.
99. Foreigners are either evil or incompetent.
100. There are no vegetables on the Transsiberian Express. Only cabbages and carrots.
101. The rotting wooden beams of a decaying Russian church are strong enough to kill a buff Spanish guapo with only a few weak blows to the head.
     Chaos reigns

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cranky_cat — 13 years ago(May 12, 2012 03:29 AM)

102. The best way to learn correct pronunciation of russian words is by an american actor playing russian.