*Possible Spoilers*
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bellapeligrosa — 16 years ago(September 08, 2009 02:58 AM)
- One of the busiest cities in the world has no traffic, at all, anywhere.
- A late night supermarket will stay open all night in a deserted area despite there being no clientele.
- It's much easier to kidnap someone and make them do your supermarket shopping for you than do it yourself.
- English guys make better baddies, even when they have American accents.
- It makes sense to run through wide open spaces when being pursued by a large vehicle, than run towards buildings where you could get some cover. It will never, ever catch up to you and run you over.
- Brunettes are more intelligent than the average blond. See also 'The Ruins'.
- You've got the upper hand, you've got a gun, the baddie is incapacitated, yet somehow it all manages to go pear-shaped ALWAYS shoot the baddie when you have a chance.
It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!
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bucky-53 — 16 years ago(September 24, 2009 03:07 PM)
- ATM Kiosks don't have fire or smoke detectors.
- If you randomly load one round into a revolver, it will always go bang on the first pull.
- After a lull in the action, go back and get the remaining bullets.
- A Shuttle bus will run without issue after running someone over, crashing into a cement wall, and running head on into another vehicle.
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mshawobx — 16 years ago(October 03, 2009 09:25 PM)
53 sex slave owners never bathe their girls. they just keep the shoes nice and white and the girls filthy.
54. if you want to get rid of your mother in law, leave her near the shipyard in a box with a stack of cash on top. forklift drivers ignore screams for cash.
55. it is impossible to tell what a flashlight is in a dark box. you first have to hold it up to the light so you can see it. -
BigEmpty — 16 years ago(January 02, 2010 05:45 PM)
- A sharp object to your face can ward off a sex slave dealer with a gun.
- Mel can pass as Nicole Kidman with blond hair.
- In a city where no one ever goes out at night, it good to run a 24 hr grocery store.
- There are no police presence in the middle of night in the city. Best time to commit a crime or rob a grocery store.
- It's too easy kidnap young hot chicks for 5 yrs and make $40,000 a month. Just drive a shuttle and hang out at airports in the middle of night. No one cares about those missing hot chicks.
"All wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. And she won't give it to me!"
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xDontGetMad-GetEvenx — 16 years ago(January 16, 2010 09:33 AM)
- You can send what looks like 50 people into the sex slavery industry, leave blood remains of these people scattered around the city, and get away with it.
- Slashing someone with a knife on their arm is smarter than stabbing them..
- A knife can be stored in an icebag without anysigns of how the knife got into the bag without making a noticable hole.
- Someone whose intentions were to merely just kill off the men will allow you to hold a sack of ice on your wound because they care.
- A sex slavery pimp shows visible signs of weakness and regret when a 'friend' tries to rape a girl. Then has no remorse when making them strip for a slave trade guy.
- A gun still immediately works after sitting in a toilet.
- You can handle getting attacked, hearing your best friend die, witness four deaths, get kidnapped and escape multiple times.. but when someone pulls your hair, you become a bowl of jelly.
- Brown hair can be instantly dyed a healthy looking platnum blonde in a dingy bathroom with storebought dye.
- You can't hear people arguing just metres behind you while driving down a silent road.
- A flare being waved outside a vehicle won't be noticed by the driver.
- While being gased to death, you never think to breathe through the chair fabric to give you a few more minutes of life and hope that your friend might save you.
- The second you get a chance to run, go for it and don't even bother to try and open the shuttle door from the outside to drag your friend out and hide til she wakes up and you both can leg it.
- 1 loaf of bread will sustain a person for shipping to East Asia and never go stale.
- Despite a relative lack of stunts, there are over 8 stunt workers creditted.
- Two garbage bags are enough to cover a big 6 foot+ man.
- Throwing two people from a bridge into an empty river/waterway from a high height is okay if you drop down two bags of money afterwards.
- Money can make people look the other way when it comes to someone's life or dead bodies.
xoLM.
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rockybtl — 15 years ago(April 23, 2010 04:39 PM)
- If your best friend wants to go on vacation immediately before her wedding, it's because she suspects you slept with her fiance.
- If you sleep with your best friends' fiance, she will let let you suffocate in a shuttle but be sad about it for about 5 seconds.
- If you have motion-sickness, make sure to pack your meds because a kidnapper who is selling you as a sex slave will make sure to put them in your care package next to the magazines.
- A kidnapper who is selling you as a sex slave cares that you have magazines to make that long trip to Asia more enjoyable.
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jonyen — 15 years ago(July 12, 2010 11:53 PM)
- If you want a great holiday visit Mass: just a short drive from the airport you can drive around late at night firing off guns and go wild, run over people, smash stuff and there's absolutely no one around!
- To make a cheap movie shoot it all at night, use one or two vehicles and a small ensemble cast
- Small buses are handy for impromptu amputations
- To avoid viewers predicting the outcome of a plot twist, its best not to write a scene where the heroine gets the gun half way through the movie
- American convenience stores are open all night, located in deserted ill-lit cul-de-sacs and staffed by lone slow witted young women with faulty CTV equipment
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betbjork-1 — 15 years ago(August 22, 2010 06:46 PM)
- You can get one knife out of a plastic sealed package of 8 without any noise, effort, or time.
- Loose tires can never fall off of a vehicle even after running over someone and into another vehicle.
- A smart way to ensure people cannot use their cell phone is to have the phones dropped in a cup of pop (smart move actually).
- Trying to save money on a shuttle service can be deadly.
- Shuttle drivers need a second job.
- Locking seatbelts do not create a sense of suspense the first, second, third, or fourth time..
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da_mous — 15 years ago(December 25, 2010 02:41 AM)
- People who work the late shift at 24 hour markets will not help you, even if you slip them a note, that says "call the police", scrawled in your own blood!
- Being a good girl who chats with deaf kids at the airport will gain you no karma points. You will still be sold into white slavery!
- If you own any red luggage, give it to your blonde friend.. ya know, the one with the yeast infection.
- I still hated the ending.
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Trioxin_Zombie — 14 years ago(April 15, 2011 07:15 PM)
- The ending KICKS ASS!.
It is not your typical lame assed sh!t where the girl kills the bad guy and gets away while everyone else gets killed. That sort of ending is STALE in Hollywood. That sort of ending has been done to death for three decades now!. Thank you for a breath of fresh air with how this movie ended. More movies should have endings of this caliber and not the crappy girl gets away sh!t.
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
- The ending KICKS ASS!.
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panic100 — 14 years ago(June 04, 2011 03:28 PM)
SPOILERS
Well no, this type of depressing endings is starting to be a cliche as well. Lately most horror movies haven endings where the "hero" that we expect to survive dies in a sadistic way, and its starting to get annoying and pointless. I can handle a movie that doesnt have a happy ending but its getting just to tiresome nowdays.
"Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms."- Groucho Marx
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AndrewWard666 — 14 years ago(August 13, 2011 05:12 AM)
- No matter what sort of film it is, there is always a nice picture to stroke one out to at the end of it
- Never trust anybody who has been in "Ultimate Force"
- Always smash a large mirror with nothing more than some flimsy toilet tissue wrapped around your hand
- Blonde girls truly do have more fun (well in Asia, anyway)
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cvpool1 — 14 years ago(November 29, 2011 08:12 PM)
- If you kidnap several people and your buddy is pretending to be one of the victims, make sure you send one of the actual victims to the grocery store where she could get away or call the police instead of sending in your buddy who you can trust.