*Possible Spoilers*
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rockybtl — 15 years ago(April 23, 2010 04:39 PM)
- If your best friend wants to go on vacation immediately before her wedding, it's because she suspects you slept with her fiance.
- If you sleep with your best friends' fiance, she will let let you suffocate in a shuttle but be sad about it for about 5 seconds.
- If you have motion-sickness, make sure to pack your meds because a kidnapper who is selling you as a sex slave will make sure to put them in your care package next to the magazines.
- A kidnapper who is selling you as a sex slave cares that you have magazines to make that long trip to Asia more enjoyable.
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jonyen — 15 years ago(July 12, 2010 11:53 PM)
- If you want a great holiday visit Mass: just a short drive from the airport you can drive around late at night firing off guns and go wild, run over people, smash stuff and there's absolutely no one around!
- To make a cheap movie shoot it all at night, use one or two vehicles and a small ensemble cast
- Small buses are handy for impromptu amputations
- To avoid viewers predicting the outcome of a plot twist, its best not to write a scene where the heroine gets the gun half way through the movie
- American convenience stores are open all night, located in deserted ill-lit cul-de-sacs and staffed by lone slow witted young women with faulty CTV equipment
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betbjork-1 — 15 years ago(August 22, 2010 06:46 PM)
- You can get one knife out of a plastic sealed package of 8 without any noise, effort, or time.
- Loose tires can never fall off of a vehicle even after running over someone and into another vehicle.
- A smart way to ensure people cannot use their cell phone is to have the phones dropped in a cup of pop (smart move actually).
- Trying to save money on a shuttle service can be deadly.
- Shuttle drivers need a second job.
- Locking seatbelts do not create a sense of suspense the first, second, third, or fourth time..
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da_mous — 15 years ago(December 25, 2010 02:41 AM)
- People who work the late shift at 24 hour markets will not help you, even if you slip them a note, that says "call the police", scrawled in your own blood!
- Being a good girl who chats with deaf kids at the airport will gain you no karma points. You will still be sold into white slavery!
- If you own any red luggage, give it to your blonde friend.. ya know, the one with the yeast infection.
- I still hated the ending.
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Trioxin_Zombie — 14 years ago(April 15, 2011 07:15 PM)
- The ending KICKS ASS!.
It is not your typical lame assed sh!t where the girl kills the bad guy and gets away while everyone else gets killed. That sort of ending is STALE in Hollywood. That sort of ending has been done to death for three decades now!. Thank you for a breath of fresh air with how this movie ended. More movies should have endings of this caliber and not the crappy girl gets away sh!t.
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
- The ending KICKS ASS!.
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panic100 — 14 years ago(June 04, 2011 03:28 PM)
SPOILERS
Well no, this type of depressing endings is starting to be a cliche as well. Lately most horror movies haven endings where the "hero" that we expect to survive dies in a sadistic way, and its starting to get annoying and pointless. I can handle a movie that doesnt have a happy ending but its getting just to tiresome nowdays.
"Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms."- Groucho Marx
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AndrewWard666 — 14 years ago(August 13, 2011 05:12 AM)
- No matter what sort of film it is, there is always a nice picture to stroke one out to at the end of it
- Never trust anybody who has been in "Ultimate Force"
- Always smash a large mirror with nothing more than some flimsy toilet tissue wrapped around your hand
- Blonde girls truly do have more fun (well in Asia, anyway)
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cvpool1 — 14 years ago(November 29, 2011 08:12 PM)
- If you kidnap several people and your buddy is pretending to be one of the victims, make sure you send one of the actual victims to the grocery store where she could get away or call the police instead of sending in your buddy who you can trust.
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franchise_b — 12 years ago(August 29, 2013 07:17 PM)
- Traffickers will show that they care about your nutrition by providing you with 1 loaf of bread and 2 gallons of water, but will also show they do not give one shred of a sh*t about your hygiene and comfortability by eschewing things like toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and a pillow.
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Mandy_Whitsands — 12 years ago(January 23, 2014 06:03 PM)
- If you make a phone call, just keep standing in the middle of the road
- If you stand in the middle of the road making a phone call, NEVER glance at the road once in a while to MAYBE see a giant stealth bus sneaking up on you without making any noise at all