HAHAHA, BEST QUOTE! (add more if you'd like!)

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theBattenator — 16 years ago(May 27, 2009 12:03 PM)

Not a line, but when DRON was in the bathroom together and Donnie's naked butt was hanging out it was hilarious. Then when Ron said he was trying to get with that girl and Donnie started air humping lol.
I SAID GO BACK TO BED CHINA!!

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jgabelsberg — 16 years ago(May 29, 2009 05:08 PM)

Dron: She said not to serve them two jiggers.
Henry: I think the correct term is jig-rows.
(I had to watch it twice to catch the sly follow up line)

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lukas1985 — 10 years ago(October 18, 2015 05:58 PM)

What does jig-rows means?
If you love Jesus Lizard and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!

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kellingtron — 16 years ago(May 27, 2009 08:40 PM)

Kyle: If music is the food of love, play it. I'm way into Shakespeare."

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misak_attack — 16 years ago(May 28, 2009 08:16 PM)

"It's like a fairy tale!" - Constance
One of those lines that are just so funny if you hear it. Jane Lynch executes it perfectly!

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smartbomb — 16 years ago(May 28, 2009 11:55 PM)

Roman: "I'm just here to point out the sign. What you do with this information is up to you."

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horses321 — 16 years ago(May 29, 2009 08:37 AM)

Roman: Step right up and peeor pooor both
haha

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jonxjquee — 16 years ago(May 30, 2009 08:48 PM)

their wrinkled parts slamming into other wrinkled parts

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rumblefish89 — 16 years ago(May 31, 2009 11:01 PM)

There's a scene that killed me when I first saw it..Jennifer Coolidge's first ep, talking about how uptight Henry is.says his face looked like a 'sphincter'.hardest laugh I had throughout the series. Henry's face, just blank. I couldn't look at the guy from that point without thinking of that scene.

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caesar606 — 15 years ago(January 31, 2011 12:03 AM)

Roman: I went to college you know.
Uda: I didn't, but I still get the irony.

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Pumpyjones — 14 years ago(May 30, 2011 02:13 AM)

Again, I'd like to refer you back to the sign

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DVRsrock — 16 years ago(June 03, 2009 08:59 PM)

Bobby: "Did you know dolphins can change a baby's diaper under water?"
Henry: "I don't think that's true at all."

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zigistardusted — 16 years ago(June 04, 2009 12:27 PM)

The tax attorney at the homeowner's party, after skinny dipping solo and everybody staring at him, says something great like "Oh, so I'M the beep " and then he repeats the classic Repo Man line '.ordinary beep people' i love that episode !

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AdamBowl23 — 16 years ago(June 08, 2009 02:41 PM)

Jim Abbott!

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PrawoJazdy — 16 years ago(November 19, 2009 03:24 AM)

"His face looks like a sphincter"

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I_am_Jack_s_IMDb_account — 14 years ago(September 11, 2011 11:22 AM)

"It's just wrong. That would be like if in 'Aliens' if they'd cast Kate Hudson to play Ripley. I would root for the fuqking aliens." - Roman

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chilledout247 — 12 years ago(October 03, 2013 11:56 AM)

Best line of the whole show is in the pilot. Don't serve the 2 jiggers!

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catch090703 — 16 years ago(June 09, 2009 05:54 PM)

your on probation

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Take_The_Bait — 16 years ago(June 12, 2009 09:02 PM)

"The only way I'm googling you is if you get very creative in the way you kill yourself"

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horror_recidivist — 16 years ago(June 13, 2009 01:53 AM)

Roman - "Dragons are fantasy. If theres magical talismans or a magic sword or wizards or beep crazy not-real animals. all these basic things that break laws of reality: that beep all fantasy. Im into hard sci-fi. Fantasy is beep
Henry - "Does ANYONE here have any ecstasy?!"
Porn Star - "My life's work can't peak at guys cumming up my nostrils."