1xx. Maggie Grace has got an amazing body! ;)
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jmsocool — 12 years ago(June 08, 2013 04:21 PM)
Whatever number we're up to: Apparently a security expert/glorified bodyguard is allowed to obtain and carry with him hand grenades when he travels to foreign countries. And he has no qualms about telling his daughter, over the phone, not in person, how to use those hand grenades. No potential danger there.
"My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks!"
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view_and_review — 12 years ago(July 02, 2013 07:59 AM)
I scoured the posts looking for these two:
1xx.) Once the bad guys have a chance to exact some revenge by beating you with batons they won't beat you too bad.
1xx.) When bad guy is face to face with you with a gun, yet you have a gun pointed at his kneeling comrade, he will make sure to shoot his kneeling comrade several times instead of shooting you. I guess that's more effective as a scare tactic. -
applegreeen — 12 years ago(August 06, 2013 04:49 PM)
He shot his companion to show Brian that his threaths were serious, that they would go any length to revenge themselves, that they would not hesitate to kill them. Besides, Papa Smurf told the Albanian gangsters that he wanted the family alive.
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ImGergely — 9 years ago(June 05, 2016 12:14 PM)
Say "Now, take one of these little cans. It's a grenade. Is there a safe place you can throw it? I want you to pull the pin out of the grenade, count to 3 so I can here it."
We learn that one who doesn't recognize a grenade by herself can safely use it.
Don't mention throwing that grenade before or after her counting. This way, you give your daughter a chance to explode herself before the bad guys find her and do whatever to her that's worse than death.
Don't mention anything about the timing of your counting or the safety handle. This is a long established holy protocol."First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
This way, even if your daughter doesn't manage to kill herself, you can make sure that any innocent bystander noticing the grenade won't have a chance to take cover.
It's important that our hero hear the counting clearly, so he can magically compensate for the cell phone latency and the other mentioned vast inaccuracies in the measuring process. -
bainf — 12 years ago(July 03, 2013 09:00 PM)
150? Train crossings in Instanbul do not have gates or warning signs
151 When you are about to be taken, ring your daughter first
152 When you are about to be taken, don't ring you connected mates who can stop in seconds you being gunned down in hail of bullets
153 Crash through the american embassy, instead of merrily walking in as American Citizens
154 Leave Emabsssy ten minutes later without a gun, knowing full well you will get one from the first person you kill
155 IPOD nanos can be jailbroken to act as phones -
vestdennis — 12 years ago(August 09, 2013 09:39 PM)
Young girls can outmaneuver trained cops while driving & knows her way around every street.
Foreign terrorists & thugs are incredibly inept & total doofusses when it comes to extracting information from the kidnapped.
Maggie Grace looks damn good in those shorts. -
origin-x — 12 years ago(September 13, 2013 02:27 AM)
Bullet Tooth Tony should have used a metal clothes hook to kill Boris the Blade instead of wasting a full magazine from a Desert Eagle .50. Apparently it works much better.
"I've swallowed the Little Book of Calm!!"
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phixzet — 12 years ago(October 08, 2013 01:20 PM)
1xx. When a highly skilled and clearly paranoid ex-cIA agent who has enemies pre and post career, is traveling in the nexus of Europe and the Middle East Instead of taking a firearm which he apparently is authorized to carry, he'll just bring a phone on an outing with the two most important women in his life.
1xx.a This also applies after noticing a shadowy looking character talking on the phone with his eyes on you.
