1xx. Maggie Grace has got an amazing body! ;)
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vestdennis — 12 years ago(August 09, 2013 09:39 PM)
Young girls can outmaneuver trained cops while driving & knows her way around every street.
Foreign terrorists & thugs are incredibly inept & total doofusses when it comes to extracting information from the kidnapped.
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origin-x — 12 years ago(September 13, 2013 02:27 AM)
Bullet Tooth Tony should have used a metal clothes hook to kill Boris the Blade instead of wasting a full magazine from a Desert Eagle .50. Apparently it works much better.
"I've swallowed the Little Book of Calm!!"
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phixzet — 12 years ago(October 08, 2013 01:20 PM)
1xx. When a highly skilled and clearly paranoid ex-cIA agent who has enemies pre and post career, is traveling in the nexus of Europe and the Middle East Instead of taking a firearm which he apparently is authorized to carry, he'll just bring a phone on an outing with the two most important women in his life.
1xx.a This also applies after noticing a shadowy looking character talking on the phone with his eyes on you. -
raiseer — 12 years ago(December 09, 2013 04:55 PM)
200 Liam Neeson can star in stupid movies which don't even contain krakens.
201 If you need a bodyguard in Turkey, order one from Los Angeles, because apparently Europe doesn't have any. But make sure to tell all Albanians about this, so they'll know he will be there.
202 If your actors don't want to do fight scenes, just hire the worst editor and photographer ever, so the audience maybe won't catch up on that.
203 Don't, and I mean it, don't EVER put ANY interesting scene in a movie. Just crash a few cars and you're good. -
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Uninspired-imdb-ID — 12 years ago(February 15, 2014 11:27 PM)
whatever-Use a shoelace at a certain length to represent the scale distance on a map. Then take that length,and tie it 3 or 4 inches up the pen used for drawing the radius,so that the scale is completely inaccurate.
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
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tim5700 — 11 years ago(September 28, 2014 12:34 PM)
- After being kidnapped and sold in to sex slavery a teenager girl would totally distance herself and skip out on her walking murder machine of a father who killed more men than tobacco to get her back.
- You can be an expert at a) shooting; or b) driving. There is no none of the above.
- The US military doesn't have a protocol to deal cars that run through embassy checkpoints.
- If you crash through the checkpoint of a US Embassy, the Marines stop shooting at you the closer you get to the embassy building.
- Apparently the bad guys' plan was: 1, Kidnap ex-CIA death machine and wife. 2, Leave them unattended. 3, Get REALLY into the big soccer match. 4, ???? 5, PROFIT!
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eomahir — 11 years ago(December 05, 2014 05:31 PM)
- Turkish police drives 40 year old cars.
- Turkish women wear black robes.
- You can explode grenades in Istanbul - one of the world's largest cosmopolitans - and you will not be surrounded by a few hundreds of special forces. No one will hear you.
- Istanbul consists of those dark back streets only, it is not the world's 6th most visited location.
- The US Embassy in Turkey has been moved to Istanbul from Ankara and no one in the world knows about this. Liam Neeson discovers the truth.
- There are armed US soldiers in the US Embassy of Turkey.
- Turkish Police are picking apples.
- The main character, the hero of the action movie can kill an innocent police man and still remain a hero.
- Several heavily armed US marines can not stop a civilian car.
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rj-27 — 11 years ago(January 08, 2015 11:22 AM)
15? While using a gun that pierces walls, shoot at the van where your ex-wife was just hauled into, hitting the side door multiple times cause you never know, you just might hit an Albanian instead of your ex.
16? Remember, and this is gospel: you
never ever
watch your prisoner. Especially one that has just killed half the population of Trapoya. Instead you leave him in room by himself with nothing but a plastic twisty between him and the freedom to kill the rest of your comrades.
17? The Most Interesting Man in the World will no longer be doing commercials for Dos Equis now that he has a bath hook imbedded in his brain.
Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H.L. Mencken -
MaximRecoil — 10 years ago(April 08, 2015 02:19 PM)
To convert
feet
to
meters
, you simply change the word
feet
to
meters
. For example, sound travels at 1,125 feet per second, making four seconds of travel time indicate 4,500 feet, which is exactly the same distance as 4,500 meters (4.5 kilometers).
I don't dance, tell jokes or wear my pants too tight, but I do know about a thousand songs.