The mosted eff'd up thing you've done in game?
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SulfurMonkey — 15 years ago(May 31, 2010 08:10 PM)
OK, I will tell.
MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS
When you start playing as Jack after john dies you get the Stranger mission "Remember my Family." I went to the guys wife and got the information from her then killed her. When I got to his brother I did the same thing. Finally ended up killing that bastard who killed John. I played all through the game being the good guy and then just decided to execute his entire family. I as a little bitter.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies. -
Fwank_The_Nutter — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 05:09 AM)
Probably killing the people at the random camps you encounter, or most of them. I sometimes leave one alive to drag to death by the rope.
I also went to the ranch other than the MacFarlane one, the one there was a massacre in, and made a new massacre. I tied up all the people inside the house and executed them.
I did the same as SulfurMonkey as well, but I wished they were all together at the time. -
The_Bhoy_Wonder — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 05:36 AM)
I've done along of sick and twisted things in the game lol but only one made me actually laugh hysterically.
Near Thieves Landing, you do a stranger mission for an old man who wants you to collect flowers for his wife. Its their 50 year anniversary. You collect the flowers and return them and you get invited into the cabin only to find
*********** SPOILERS ************
His wife has been dead for years and is a rotting, green corpse. I take out my knife and try to stab her and, (I'm not joking here), her head falls off and rolls across the floor hahaha classic
"Whats a 50 year old lollipop man doing knowing fcking karate?" -
Emerald-Archer — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 08:16 AM)
Okay well, once I completed the final mission and killed
Edger Ross
I was on my way back to the house
hoping to be able to kill his wife
when I got one of those guys trying to steal my horse, so I hogtied him, and took him with me, and when I got to the house and noticed that
the wife was gone
I took my anger out on the poor guy, I put him on the floor in the house, walked out and then shot the light which exploded and set him on fire
The last time I tortured somebody they didn't even have chainsaws -
flashesbeforeyoureyes — 15 years ago(December 03, 2010 01:10 PM)
His wife has been dead for years and is a rotting, green corpse. I take out my knife and try to stab her and, (I'm not joking here), her head falls off and rolls across the floor hahaha classic
haha - that's quality, might replay the game just for that.
I tried to fix the f'd up thing with that guy and his horse - as soon as I returned the horse I killed the guy and took the horsewhen I read the final edition of the newspaper it said that he had married it though, which is disturbing on many levels. -
DC-Tiki — 15 years ago(March 27, 2011 07:14 PM)
His wife has been dead for years and is a rotting, green corpse. I take out my knife and try to stab her and, (I'm not joking here), her head falls off and rolls across the floor hahaha classic
Actually her head rolled off when I bumped into her, no knofe stabbing is necessary. The funny thing about it when it happens is the elderly husband's response. He whirls around and says "oh my god" and just stands there awkwardly as if he's only just figured out she's dead, but he doesn't do anything. He just stands there. Funny stuff. -
wunderdunder — 12 years ago(August 16, 2013 10:05 AM)
I take out my knife and try to stab her and, (I'm not joking here), her head falls off and rolls across the floor hahaha classic
DAMN I wish I'd have thought of that. LOL. There were other people in the room so to make it funny I pretended I was freaked out, ran out of the cabin, and rode for miles before I set up camp. -
empressjenf — 14 years ago(October 02, 2011 09:01 PM)
Did the same as SulfurMonkey, except once or twice I
shot the light above Mrs. Ross and watched her burn. I've been through the game several times (I LOVE this game!) and I don't always kill Ross's family. It's not their fault he's a jerk.
I got mad that I was losing at poker so I got on my horse and threw a stick of dynamite at the table in Blackwater, killing everyone nearby, then I took off. I've also thrown fire bottles at poker tables if I got mad. I don't like to lose.
Killed the guy who wants the deed to the Pleasance House so I can get the deed back and keep the place.
Pushed non-law people who are in my way, even if it's down the stairs.
Have dragged several people to their death or hogtied and slit their throats just because they made a comment I didn't like when I was in a bad mood. I have anger problems.
"Yes Sir. That was the worst accident I ever seen." -
Fwank_The_Nutter — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 09:47 AM)
Oh yeah, I forgot about the lighting hogtied people on fire with lamps. Their screams always lighten up my day, hehehe.
I also shot the woman who wants you to get her medicine in the stomach. She crawled through the desert for about a minute before dying. -
bribios — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 12:34 PM)
Curious, how do you do the spoiler blocking thing? In the meantime I'll just do it the old fashioned way:
SPOILER
On the mission where Jack is tracking down Ross, I shot the bureau agent execution style with a pistol. When I got to his wife house, I got the information from her, lassoed her, and dragged her behind my horse in the shallow end of Lake Don Julio until she died. When I got to the brother, I beat the crap out of him for a couple minutes, shot him in the knee, then did an execution move with my shotgun right in the face.
I was disappointed I couldn't do anything like that to Ross. The fact they force you into a duel kind of pissed me off.
Also I reloaded the mission where you help out the pregnant girl and shoot that scottish dude. I was pretty pissed at her, so I put a bullet right through her preggo stomach in the church. Of course I had to reload AGAIN, I need to get that 100 percent. -
Capoerasta-86 — 15 years ago(June 02, 2010 05:22 AM)
Now that I've completed the main story I've been doing some pretty messed up things like everyone else here. Thanks for the ideas as well folks! One of my favorites so far is to lasso someone, drag them into an area with lots of wolves, shoot out their legs and just watch an wait for the wolves to take the bait lol.
Also I kneecapped a gang member yesterday but he still kept on shooting at me whilst on his knees so I disarmed him of his repeater an he decides to pull a revolver out an still carry on shooting despite having been shot in the legs an one arm. I was just about to enter deadeye an unload a full clip from good ol Henry when the guy finally sucumbed to his wounds dropped the pistol an remained on his knees with his head slumped forward slightly. Never expected the NPCs in this game to put up such a fight! Great stuff though.
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