Limericks: the new era

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 09:06 PM)

A poster who looks like a cake
Was once exposed as a fake
He meets some Hispanics
Shits his trousers and panics
And runs home to his mom, Mrs. Lake.
This is all Ash's fault. Bloody poems on a board like this….

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IsraHell — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:32 PM)

There once was a man from Conway
Whose hunger surpassed Chris Farley's
He wore a blue blouse
As big as a house
Blew down the house of Fugazi

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:43 PM)

That's the classic old limericks page. I don't want to sully that with stuff about Steve.

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:48 PM)

There is a poster named dbently
His asshole is easy entry
He moans of his prose
As he touches his toes
Even though it’s quite elementary

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:59 PM)

A poster who went by Turd Mash
Emerged from a large anal gash
He put up a fight
But never could write
A post with wit and with dash
That should be "alimentary," btw.

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:19 PM)

Dbently the nutty professor
Couldn’t handle the pressure
His limerick was lame
Added turd to a name
Then left this topic on a stretcher

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sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:23 PM)

I once dated the mother of Masher
He'd cry every time I would smash her
So he'd beat on the walls
Punch himself in the balls
Until he got scared off by a slasher
Draft Barron Trump

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:24 PM)

Nice! Turd Mash's limerick doesn't scan, poor fellow.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:35 PM)

Mashed Turd, in his attempt to be witty
Tried his hand at writing a ditty
His verse didn’t scan
So he gave up his plan
And stuck to his prose, which is ****ty

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:28 PM)

Sheetsadam1
To dbentlys defense he does run
Takes out his cock
Slips it into a sock
And into him he does cum

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sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:41 PM)

There goes Masher again
Daydreaming of other men
Watching gay porn
All night and all morn
Until Turda visits again
Draft Barron Trump

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:42 PM)

Damn, son, you're really getting the hang of it! He
does
hang around Turda like a recalcitrant turd, doesn't he?

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:00 AM)

Turd Masher, who dreams only of cock
Tries to troll with intent to shock
But his deplorable prose
Energizes his foes
And they gather around him to mock

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:29 PM)

Masher, the turd come to life
Brought to a gun fight his knife
Bentley destroyed him
Annulled and annoyed him
And then casually buggered his wife

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:04 PM)

Ash Boomstick, the masculine tease
Was the board’s
éminence grise
He used mostly prose
To demolish the bores
But poems, their exits to grease

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:55 PM)

Alas, we continue to grieve
For the potato known as Steve
Seeing a Mex with a gun
He started to run
Till his bowels started to heave

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sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:59 PM)

There was a great leader named J.D.
Who ****ed his couch and caught herpes
So he ****ed his recliner
And all the booths at the diner
And made Turda get down on his knees
Draft Barron Trump