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    sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:23 PM)

    I once dated the mother of Masher
    He'd cry every time I would smash her
    So he'd beat on the walls
    Punch himself in the balls
    Until he got scared off by a slasher
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      dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:24 PM)

      Nice! Turd Mash's limerick doesn't scan, poor fellow.

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        dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:35 PM)

        Mashed Turd, in his attempt to be witty
        Tried his hand at writing a ditty
        His verse didn’t scan
        So he gave up his plan
        And stuck to his prose, which is ****ty

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          Masher — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:28 PM)

          Sheetsadam1
          To dbentlys defense he does run
          Takes out his cock
          Slips it into a sock
          And into him he does cum

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            sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:41 PM)

            There goes Masher again
            Daydreaming of other men
            Watching gay porn
            All night and all morn
            Until Turda visits again
            Draft Barron Trump

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              dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:42 PM)

              Damn, son, you're really getting the hang of it! He
              does
              hang around Turda like a recalcitrant turd, doesn't he?

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                dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:00 AM)

                Turd Masher, who dreams only of cock
                Tries to troll with intent to shock
                But his deplorable prose
                Energizes his foes
                And they gather around him to mock

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                  dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:29 PM)

                  Masher, the turd come to life
                  Brought to a gun fight his knife
                  Bentley destroyed him
                  Annulled and annoyed him
                  And then casually buggered his wife

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                      dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:04 PM)

                      Ash Boomstick, the masculine tease
                      Was the board’s
                      éminence grise
                      He used mostly prose
                      To demolish the bores
                      But poems, their exits to grease

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                          dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:55 PM)

                          Alas, we continue to grieve
                          For the potato known as Steve
                          Seeing a Mex with a gun
                          He started to run
                          Till his bowels started to heave

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                            sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:59 PM)

                            There was a great leader named J.D.
                            Who ****ed his couch and caught herpes
                            So he ****ed his recliner
                            And all the booths at the diner
                            And made Turda get down on his knees
                            Draft Barron Trump

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                                /.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:10 PM)

                                An ode to SCZ. 🥰
                                There once was a man named Derek.
                                Who liked to pretend he's a chick.
                                He used stolen photos of Tinder-sourced bimbos.
                                To cover up he had a dick.
                                My password is password.

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                                    dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:15 PM)

                                    It's clear the TWD limericks standards were really high….I used to tease BMF because his limericks never scanned, but he'd wipe the floor with most limerickists.

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                                        dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:26 PM)

                                        Many don't scan, though. He can't be matched for volume and wit, I'll grant.

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                                          BartManForever — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 08:57 AM)

                                          Facts.

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