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      dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:55 PM)

      Alas, we continue to grieve
      For the potato known as Steve
      Seeing a Mex with a gun
      He started to run
      Till his bowels started to heave

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        sheetsadam1 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 10:59 PM)

        There was a great leader named J.D.
        Who ****ed his couch and caught herpes
        So he ****ed his recliner
        And all the booths at the diner
        And made Turda get down on his knees
        Draft Barron Trump

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            /.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:10 PM)

            An ode to SCZ. 🥰
            There once was a man named Derek.
            Who liked to pretend he's a chick.
            He used stolen photos of Tinder-sourced bimbos.
            To cover up he had a dick.
            My password is password.

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                dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:15 PM)

                It's clear the TWD limericks standards were really high….I used to tease BMF because his limericks never scanned, but he'd wipe the floor with most limerickists.

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                    dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:26 PM)

                    Many don't scan, though. He can't be matched for volume and wit, I'll grant.

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                      BartManForever — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 08:57 AM)

                      Facts.

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                        George Zimmer — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:46 PM)

                        THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET WAS I
                        MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A THIGH
                        I FILLED UP YOUR SISTER
                        WHO ADDRESSED ME AS MISTER
                        VERILY GUARANTEE IT DO I

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                          dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:47 PM)

                          Not bad. It scans, at least.

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                            ballz — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:00 AM)

                            Fugazi, a couch-bound old chap,
                            Lives life in a chips-and-snooze trap.
                            No job, not a care,
                            He won’t climb a stair—
                            His sister just sighs at his nap.

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                              ballz — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:02 AM)

                              He barks from the couch like a king,
                              Demands she bring every dumb thing.
                              He’s bitter and loud,
                              Entitled and proud—
                              Yet never has earned a damn thing.

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                                dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:03 AM)

                                Excellent! Bloody TWD poets!

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                                  Penny — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 01:10 AM)

                                  10/10 for both!

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                                    Damien Thorn 666 — 10 months ago(May 25, 2025 05:08 AM)

                                    We need more.
                                    “There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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                                      /.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 09:24 AM)

                                      Ah, I see you support the mocking of Fugazi. I expect a full onslaught of retaliation any moment now …
                                      My password is password.

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                                        CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:03 AM)

                                        Who never backs down from a fight?
                                        With firm abs and buttocks so tight?
                                        He's a comedy king
                                        Always wins in the ring
                                        If you guessed it's Steve, you'd be right!

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                                          dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:04 AM)

                                          Fan-****ing-tastic!

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