Limericks: the new era

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:15 PM)

It's clear the TWD limericks standards were really high….I used to tease BMF because his limericks never scanned, but he'd wipe the floor with most limerickists.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:26 PM)

Many don't scan, though. He can't be matched for volume and wit, I'll grant.

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BartManForever — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 08:57 AM)

Facts.

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George Zimmer — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:46 PM)

THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET WAS I
MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A THIGH
I FILLED UP YOUR SISTER
WHO ADDRESSED ME AS MISTER
VERILY GUARANTEE IT DO I

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 22, 2025 11:47 PM)

Not bad. It scans, at least.

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ballz — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:00 AM)

Fugazi, a couch-bound old chap,
Lives life in a chips-and-snooze trap.
No job, not a care,
He won’t climb a stair—
His sister just sighs at his nap.

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ballz — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:02 AM)

He barks from the couch like a king,
Demands she bring every dumb thing.
He’s bitter and loud,
Entitled and proud—
Yet never has earned a damn thing.

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:03 AM)

Excellent! Bloody TWD poets!

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Penny — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 01:10 AM)

10/10 for both!

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Damien Thorn 666 — 10 months ago(May 25, 2025 05:08 AM)

We need more.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 29, 2025 09:24 AM)

Ah, I see you support the mocking of Fugazi. I expect a full onslaught of retaliation any moment now …
My password is password.

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:03 AM)

Who never backs down from a fight?
With firm abs and buttocks so tight?
He's a comedy king
Always wins in the ring
If you guessed it's Steve, you'd be right!

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:04 AM)

Fan-****ing-tastic!

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CrystalRaindrops — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:08 AM)

Thanks, you Filthy Baboon!

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:11 AM)

His demise will be pretty soon
If he meets up with hungry at noon
He is only 5’4”
But wide as a door
And resembles a filthy baboon

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Uncreative — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:15 AM)

The man who looks like a tuber
Could barely fit in his Uber
He was too ghey
To visit Conway
So he made his evasive maneuver

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dbentley666 — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 12:16 AM)

Brilliant!

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Penny — 10 months ago(May 23, 2025 01:11 AM)

Crystal, that was beautiful!