Groundhog Day pickup lines

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Robgoblin — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 07:01 AM)

Edgy
Thats it, I’m going to clown college

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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 07:05 AM)

Not really. It's the motto of a local BBQ joint.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 12:49 AM)

Aww thanks
What about the pickup lines I came up with, do you think they'd work? I'm trying to help people who might go to a Groundhog Day party tomorrow.

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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 12:51 AM)

What is this doing on TWD board? It's so cute I almost threw up!

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 12:59 AM)

Why are you referring to me as "this"?

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 01:01 AM)

Dammit! I was counting on the "ground your hog in my hole" one to work tomorrow.

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LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:31 AM)

It works/worked.

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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:34 AM)

Lecherous Lion! Down, boy!

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:39 AM)

Mind your own beeswax/syntax!

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:38 AM)

Really? Let's go to a secluded area so you can read me some poetry.

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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:45 AM)

He's in a hurry. Just a couplet and then coupling.
Or this:
Lion is in haste
He gets into his balloon
Safe sex is the best

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:50 AM)

Is it already haiku o'clock?

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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:52 AM)

It's always the time
Haiku never palls on us
Except when it does
somehow this sounds like a Rob haiku

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:55 AM)

I can't remember
How to write a haiku poem
It's been a long time

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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:58 AM)

Yep, you had 8 syllables in line 2. Sex has deranged your poetic sensibilities!

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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

It was 7 to me. I don't pronounce poem as "po-em."

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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:04 AM)

Only vulgar Yanks say "pome."