Why do insides reject pig the most?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:33 PM)

In case you wondered, it tasted
terrible
!
No, no squirrel.

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MovieManCin2 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:35 PM)

Duly noted, and thanks.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 06:57 PM)

Deer and Elk are delicious. I live in the mountainous forest lands of Montana and hunt elk with my bow 6-8 times a year. Last week I ate elk tenderloin and put on 6 lbs of muscle

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The Kurgan — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 06:58 PM)

sounds delicious!
He cares about these helpless mortals?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 07:00 PM)

Don't even know what an elk is. Is it like a deer? Also, are you Rambo?

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 07:46 PM)

You don’t know what an elk is?!
https://images.app.goo.gl/D2UsDkMRmfz8zL376

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 07:54 PM)

Yes, I know. I could have looked it up. But I like these stray spots of ignorance to remain unspoiled, like virgin forest spared by the woodcutter.
Looks like a reindeer.

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 07:57 PM)

Yes. They’re very similar to reindeer but larger. I own one, his name is Wilkins and I ride him through the forest under the full moon on wintry, snow swept nights.

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 07:58 PM)

Would you eat him if he went slower than you wished, Santa Rambo?

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:03 PM)

Only if my life depended on it. He has protected me numerous times from wild Grizzlies, Kodiaks, wolves and mountain lion. Once he’s bloodied his horns I’ve found this song helps soothe his spirit.

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:04 PM)

You have excellent taste (in music as in equestrian pleasures)!

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:10 PM)

I’m only 14 but growing up in The Wild has taught me how to enjoy the serene pleasures of life. Have you ever lain with a forest nymph?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:12 PM)

No, but I've had plenty of outdoor sex (usually on rocks or grass or dried stream beds in the forest). No asphodel, alas.

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:15 PM)

Next time you engage in the act of love outside be sure to play this and watch her melt in your arms as you conceive a child of the wood.

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:21 PM)

This one might also work. It's by Lehar and is about a wood nymph called Vilja…

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:25 PM)

dbentley666 said...
This one might also work. It's by Lehar and is about a wood nymph called Vilja…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_e8g4LhAOA
Thank you. I will play this as I fish the streams for salmon tonight with my spear

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:26 PM)

-Thirsty- said...
Thank you. I will play this as I fish the streams for salmon tonight with my spear
You're not Rambo, you're Pan!

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:30 PM)

dbentley666 said...
You're not Rambo, you're Pan!
There are so many variations of Pan, but I do believe I am one of them. Which one were you thinking of?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:34 PM)

-Thirsty- said...
There are so many variations of Pan, but I do believe I am one of them. Which one were you thinking of?
Generic nature god. My favourite version is from The Wind in the Willows!

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:36 PM)

dbentley666 said...
Generic nature god. My favourite version is from The Wind in the Willows!
Ah yes, Pan is most likely my father as I was born inside a willow tree. If I’m Pan, are you Rumplestiltskin?