Fine dicks

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Corwin — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:03 AM)

Sorry, that was from my workspeak, spilling over into here…
I had a university roommate with the last name Smellie, and everyone called him 'Smell'. People would come up to him and ask 'Hey great nickname! What's the story behind it?'. If he wasn't keen on the person he'd say 'well, that's my ****ing name!!'.

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:05 AM)

Oh yeah
That reminds me of "Samantha Stanky" on The Simpsons, although obviously she wasn't real.

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Hi! I'm Kirk and I love to jerk! — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:07 AM)

I remember seeing commercials for a car dealership and the owner was named Dick Eyed.

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Corwin — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:10 AM)

David Letterman bonded over many years with most famous gas station attendant in Saskatchewan, the irreplaceable Dick Assman.

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Hi! I'm Kirk and I love to jerk! — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:12 AM)

It's actually Dick Ide
I found a commercial!

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:13 AM)

When I search for Dick Wadd, I get porn results.
This Dick Wadd has a LinkedIn page:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/dick-wadd-4426697a
Experience
Shaft Head
Jan 2012 – Present
8 years 4 months
Corky's Success Camp
CEO
Mar 1999 – May 2011
12 years 3 months

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Hi! I'm Kirk and I love to jerk! — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:13 AM)

It's actually Dick Ide!

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Bee — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:09 AM)

He wants people to say it. He's a freak

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:17 AM)

"Say my name."
"Dick Pound."
"Mmm, yeah, baby."

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Bee — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:20 AM)

you know he loves it

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:22 AM)

Yeah, he's a perv. "Do you like this Dick Pound? Tell me how much you like this Dick Pound, sugartits."

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Bee — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:21 AM)

He probably says it like James bond
The name's pound. Dick pound

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CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:22 AM)

"It's not just my name. It's what I do."

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Boris 2024 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 09:36 AM)

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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The<>Mechanic — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:39 AM)

Lol
Ho Ho Ho

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:39 AM)

I just said that out loud

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Bee — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:40 AM)

all serious? With the pause in between? I bet it felt bad ass

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 06, 2020 04:46 AM)

Of course I did! And I definitely giggled and made sure my invisible wife didn’t wake up.