Platonically.
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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:10 PM)
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling said...
Still not explicit, I see.
I'll ask one last time, to see if you'll step out from behind the shield of ambiguity. Are you a professor of English?
Of course I am! What a dolt you are to think otherwise! Do you think any ordinary mortal, unpossessed of an advanced degree, could have so pwned you over so many posts? -
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:23 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Of course I am! What a dolt you are to think otherwise! Do you think any ordinary mortal, unpossessed of an advanced degree, could have so pwned you over so many posts?
Of course I am! What a dolt you are to think otherwise! Do you think any ordinary mortal, unpossessed of an advanced degree, could have so pwned you over so many posts?
That's an interesting and telling post, professor.
Not only are you brazenly lying or deluded about your profession, you're also deluded about how you've "performed" during our conversation. But best of all, you've made the hilarious mistake of admitting you found this a challenging confrontation, thus undermining your credentials as a professor of language and your claim to victory. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:26 PM)
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling said...
Of course I am! What a dolt you are to think otherwise! Do you think any ordinary mortal, unpossessed of an advanced degree, could have so pwned you over so many posts?
That's an interesting and telling post, professor.
Not only are you brazenly lying or deluded about your profession, you're also deluded about how you've "performed" during our conversation. But best of all, you've made the hilarious mistake of admitting you found this a challenging confrontation, thus undermining your credentials as a professor of language and your claim to victory.
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Come on, dodo, cut to the chase! Are you going to expose me? So far all you've done is make feeble accusations, backed up by feebler logic. Where did I ever say it was challenging? I said I enjoyed it, which I did and do, because I enjoy pwning fools. -
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:35 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Come on, dodo, cut to the chase! Are you going to expose me? So far all you've done is make feeble accusations, backed up by feebler logic. Where did I ever say it was challenging? I said I enjoyed it, which I did and do, because I enjoy pwning fools.
You seem to have great difficulty reading between the lines. A strange weakness for an English professor.
Do you think any
ordinary mortal, unpossessed of an advanced degree, could have so pwned you
over so many posts?
It's a pity you didn't do as well as you claimed, because then your excitement at having felt like you'd excelled wouldn't be quite so embarrassing. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:39 PM)
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling said...
You seem to have great difficulty reading between the lines. A strange weakness for an English professor.
Do you think any
ordinary mortal, unpossessed of an advanced degree, could have so pwned you
over so many posts?
It's a pity you didn't do as well as you claimed, because then your excitement at having felt like you'd excelled wouldn't be quite so embarrassing.
Surely it's a matter of opinion?
I
clearly feel you've been pwned. You are desperately and unconvincingly claiming you haven't. Why would I be embarrassed at claiming victory? I feel positively happy. -
hungrytheheretic — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:42 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Surely it's a matter of opinion?
I
clearly feel you've been pwned. You are desperately and unconvincingly claiming you haven't. Why would I be embarrassed at claiming victory? I feel positively happy.
I'm sure the third grade class that you teach will be very impressed.
Bring. More. Sheep. -
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:48 PM)
hungrytheheretic said...
I'm sure the third grade class that you teach will be very impressed.
That's actually not a bad shout. He seems obsessed with grammar and sentence structure, which is very important at elementary level. Progress beyond high school and it's more about how those rules can, and should, be broken. -
hungrytheheretic — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 03:09 PM)
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling said...
That's actually not a bad shout. He seems obsessed with grammar and sentence structure, which is very important at elementary level. Progress beyond high school and it's more about how those rules can, and should, be broken.
He tries way too hard to come off as being intellectually impressive to an audience that is typically smarter than himself.
Bring. More. Sheep. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 03:56 PM)
hungrytheheretic said...
He tries way too hard to come off as being intellectually impressive to an audience that is typically smarter than himself.
He tries way too hard to come off as intellectually impressive, and he does so to an audience that is typically smarter than himself.
He tries hard to come off as intellectually impressive to an audience that is typically smarter than himself.
See, either of those would have been cutting and witty. What you have is a complete mess, and is a nice reflection of your usual thought processes. -
hungrytheheretic — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 04:16 PM)
dbentley666 said...
He tries way too hard to come off as intellectually impressive, and he does so to an audience that is typically smarter than himself.
He tries hard to come off as intellectually impressive to an audience that is typically smarter than himself.
See, either of those would have been cutting and witty. What you have is a complete mess, and is a nice reflection of your usual thought processes.
Your post is a nice reflection of your everlasting butthurt, yet entirely unnecessary.
Bring. More. Sheep. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 05:13 PM)
hungrytheheretic said...
Your post is a nice reflection of your everlasting butthurt, yet entirely unnecessary.
Please take the advice in the spirit in which it's given, and improve your writing. You'll thank me later. -
hungrytheheretic — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 05:35 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Please take the advice in the spirit in which it's given, and improve your writing. You'll thank me later.
That's hilarious for reasons you cannot possibly fathom!
Whatever that means.
I'm sure you're familiar with the old adage about those who can't do, teach third grade?
Bring. More. Sheep. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 05:39 PM)
hungrytheheretic said...
That's hilarious for reasons you cannot possibly fathom!
Whatever that means.
I'm sure you're familiar with the old adage about those who can't do, teach third grade?
I don't think you fathom those reasons either. And I know exactly what that means. -
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:44 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Surely it's a matter of opinion?
I
clearly feel you've been pwned. You are desperately and unconvincingly claiming you haven't. Why would I be embarrassed at claiming victory? I feel positively happy.
It's all in the tone. Again, strange that an English professor should lack such basic understanding of language. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 03:49 PM)
The Ghost of Aaron Spelling said...
It's all in the tone. Again, strange that an English professor should lack such basic understanding of language.
Very strange, Watson! Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. The game's afoot! -
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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 02:02 PM)
hungrytheheretic said...
You clearly have no idea who that is but it's delightfully entertaining how you squirm around trying to avoid answering a direct question because you are factually a fraud.
Ah, the comma splicer himself is here! Now Spelling can retire behind the splendour and pathos of your distinctive style! -
Morris Dancer — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 07:12 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Ah, the comma splicer himself is here! Now Spelling can retire behind the splendour and pathos of your distinctive style!
What the **** is going on in here? This thread is all over the place. -
Sophievirus — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 01:31 PM)
Is this hungry?
i don't think so. Ghost of Aaron Spelling made the genius Filmboards TV show characters descriptions, remember? i don't think hungry would care about this at all.
i love Ghost of Aaron Spelling cuz they really flattered me with my character, i still feel my tummy fluttering when thinking about it, but they are way off with u here, Bentley, i agree.
i wish everybody would just get along here. we are here to have fun and kill some time. not to fight all the time. well i am at least here for fun and not fighting
suck it. -
dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 01:44 PM)
I just took a quick look at his writing on that Filmboards TV thingie. It took me literally a minute. Look at these:
A homosexual cruise artist who rocks the jizz moustache and has a crotch that smells like anchovies, Gameboy is the protagonist’s ineffectual but resolute “right-hand” and one-man personal protection unit. So gay, there are no known adjectives to describe the extent of his affection for submissive young boys. Loyal and determined, he is prepared to top any bottom in pursuit of Nimda’s dignity.
An unintelligible, intoxicated Scot, blissfully unaware of the humiliation he brings upon himself daily. With his impaired frontal lobe, he’s unable to either communicate coherently, or apply any degree of reason or sense to the situation. In no fit state to knowingly support our struggling protagonist, Juan Kerr is often as much of an impedance to Nimda’s goals as any villain. However, deployed at the right times, this tenacious and unwitting Caledonian can stop even the most determined horde.
He has a sentence fragment in the first one (So gay, there are no known adjectives to describe the extent of his affection for submissive young boys.)
In the second, he misuses the word "impedance." I suspect he means impediment, but his high school training proved inadequate.