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MissMargoChanning — 6 years ago(March 12, 2020 08:25 PM)
Perfect!
They take up little space in the bathroom, One of those could probably do the trick on Number One…
Three could possibly clean up on Aisle Two.
Not only that…. They are cheap!
One small thing….. Are they flushable????
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
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SNATCHY TAINT — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 08:44 AM)
Do you have a detachable shower head by chance? Is it long enough to reach to the toilet?
If so, insert the shower head inside the toilet, with you sitting there, aiming at your anus and turn it on. Make sure it's on the stream setting.
Go back and forth to get all of your crack. Now, you've cleaned all fecal residue off your crack. Now use a coffee filter/whatever to dry off the water, only need one.
It's common sense. Great way to save the paper.
If you don't have a detachable, lay on the bathtub floor and spread your legs back, turn on the water wear it directly pours onto your anus. You may also rub soap or whatever else you want to do there. Now, get out, use TP/filter to dry, and you're done.
Or simply hop in the shower, turn around, bend over, spread your cheeks, with water hitting your anus. Fin and done.
Thank me later.
You all have a bathroom with actual access to a faucet that shoots out high pressure WATER and it never occurred to anyone to use it to clean their ass after a ****. Oi vey. -
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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(March 12, 2020 10:10 PM)
Aside from my "normal" supply, I have two 30 = 60 packs of TP down in my basement
"bunker".
I also have food, water, medicine, a battery operated radio, a crank operated radio, candles, matches, a flashlight, weapons and ammo. I keep all of this on hand just for emergencies.
So I'm doing just fine.
Note: I don't drink coffee, so I have no coffee filters.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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Slatch371 — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 01:07 PM)
I traveled to a "ghetto" part of town to get toilet paper. Normally those grocery stores run out on the 1st and 15th of the of the month. And since 'them people' like to sleep in and hate rain, I was there when the store opened at 7am sharp. Tons of meat and toilet paper. I bought about 60+ rolls of toilet paper and about 50lbs of meat and produce. Word to the wise, if you need **** now, go to the worst possible neighborhood and stock up!
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."