Why so many posts on the Coronavirus?
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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 02:08 PM)
They are already planning a movie about this. The global pandemic can only be stopped by an eccentric scientist (maybe an ancient Jeff bridges or Richard Dreyfuss), a dynamic young physiologist (Emma stone) and a disenchanted ex US Marine (Mark Wahlberg). They are helped by a muscular moron with no discernible skills (The Rock). The Coronavirus turns out to be the work of a single man who hates America, Mohammed bin Liner (played by Ben Kingsley with an atrocious Arab accent). When he is shot the virus mysteriously disappears.
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dbentley666 — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 02:27 PM)
It's ghastly! One would imagine that the greatest threat to Western civilization was unwiped asses! Just rub your butts on the grass already. Once people get used to it and everyone is doing it we'll have YouTube clips where Taylor Swift will show you how to do it and look really kewl while doing it.
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Bee — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 02:32 PM)
My God! BRB I have to go do a million lunges now…and buy a different body
But you're right again of course. Soon you'll see the youths saying only boomers use Bermuda grass. Meanwhile the hipsters won't be caught dead wiping their butts with anything other than Timothy grass -
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Steve Lake — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 02:19 PM)
Cause we are all going to get it. People like Donna and Rocket and Itty will all die from it.
I will survive it.
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Steve Lake — 6 years ago(March 13, 2020 02:25 PM)
None of them are my enemies.
Donna is irrelevant.
Itty is a tumor on the body of society.
Rocket is a mentally retarded hick from the sticks.
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.