1000 Things I Learned…
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Dismissed — 14 years ago(May 30, 2011 05:34 AM)
No You lighten up.. Even the best movies have their "What the beep and "No way in hell" moments. We're just having fun with the "You dumbass"-ness of this one.
I'm rather indifferent in my feeling towards the film. It was a decent way to waste an afternoon. But, I have no interest in seeing it again. -
greyspider — 14 years ago(June 06, 2011 01:35 PM)
- when you try to do something dirty with your sexy assistant, make sure that you do it in the tiniest toilet in the house, despite you have an entire penthouse, and make sure that you let her photo it with a giant SLR camera just in case you still think there is too much room inside and operating it is not heavy at all.
- during alien invasion, make sure that you offer others for help after they have loaded everything (just two suitcases) inside their car, it makes you a better human being
- during alien invasion, after you have loaded your suitcases inside your car, you stay there with all the car doors open till the others come back, and scream with them for the effect
- apparently, the human beings inside the giant alien mothership not only can survive a nuclear attack, but still alive and screamingwith their brains intact
- if you see a fighter crashing towards you at 400mph, stay exactly where you are, and you know it will somehow flip over and hit the alien behind you, killing it and splash only half a dozen debris around you, you wont even notice anything
- no matter which direction you run, there will ALWAYS an alien waiting for you, but when you look in the telescope, there is only a handful running around in the city streets
- and remind the guy that is opening the door, to open the door
- and after you run in slow motion in a giant circle, make sure you go back to exactly where you started
- make sure that the men do all the watching and stay up all night, let the women sleep, they surely dont know how to keep a safety watch
- the white light can only suck you in if you face it
- it is very easy to unplug a washing machine in a fully fitted kitchen without any tools and within a few seconds
- aliens just have to get the 2 main characters' brain, the entire LA population is not enough and they even send the mothership to suck up these two
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rickb69 — 10 years ago(July 07, 2015 10:21 AM)
- aliens just have to get the 2 main characters' brain, the entire LA population is not enough and they even send the mothership to suck up these two
Not enough brains in the entire LA population (O.J. Simpson, Rodney King incident and Raiders to name a few.)
I have 2 sets of twin boys, Pete & Repete and Mark & Remarkable
- aliens just have to get the 2 main characters' brain, the entire LA population is not enough and they even send the mothership to suck up these two
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Jimothy3 — 14 years ago(June 11, 2011 02:59 AM)
- Fighter jets can shoot straight at you and not hit you, instead hitting what's behind you, for example a big alien monster.
- Newsreaders are most in danger during alien invasions.
- It can take up 2 days for aliens to finally pluck up the courage to properly inspect buildings that they've been circling in all that time.
