Batman is gay
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I'VE BEEN OAN THE LASH FER 5 WEEKS — 4 years ago(March 06, 2022 10:42 AM)
Yes, and I've decided to wipe my hairy arse with it and block you.
Got anything more to say, ****?
If this doesn't evoke some sort of emotion in you you are dead.
Thank you for talking to me -
GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(March 06, 2022 10:54 AM)
TMI, I don't need to know about your big fat lazy hairy ass.
Not a **** but I've got plenty to say. nolan is to movies what modern art is to proper art (like paintings by the Dutch masters like Rembrandt): a way to pretend you are a conoisseur. Modern arts is as ugly and as stupid as it comes; a big shapless lump of clay called 'Mother and child' or a 'painting' that completely red. Or blue. Or yellow. And dumb people will look at it this pretentious drivel and say that I see what the creator meant and how the appreciate the hidden deeper layer and bullshit like that.
Same with nolan and his movies. They all suck. You need to watch them 5 times and constantly pause to give yourself time to think what the f*ck is going on, if something is real or not and then write out a timeline to try to understand the whole story.
Morons like you will defend nolan whatever he makes and pretend it's awesome what he does, thereby implying that you are one of the people smart enough to understand nolan, which is bullshit as his stories just make no sense.
It's exactly what I said: pretentious drivel. It's like a piece of music that's got 30 extremely complicated chord progressions in it (wow! impressive) but the song sucks monkey bollocks. nolan is an overrated dimwit. -
P.Error — 4 years ago(March 07, 2022 12:10 AM)
The only passes from me were how hot Wonder Woman is and a somewhat bad ass scene where Jason Momoa slugs a bottle of whisky and stomps off to the ocean
Watch the Snyder Cut. Snyder uses a better song choice when Aquaman takes his walk toward the ocean signifying a lonely, isolated Aquaman as opposed to Joss Whedon's song choice which says "I'm a badass."
There's also a chant the townspeople sing in honour of Aquaman, who they consider their god. Great stuff.
Ben Affleck wasn't all bad, he was just in the ****tiest universe. Ben Affleck would have been ideal for Nolan's Batman. He's got the chin. Bale doesn't.
I want there to to be two separate universes. The Justice Leage-verse and Batman solo, the latter being like The Batman.
I'm not a fan of PG-13 fantasy superhero films. I stay away from Marvel and Wonder Woman and Aquaman and Shazaam. Not my thing. The only time the fantasy aspect is appealing is when Zack Snyder or James Gunn does them: in other words, Rated R, funny and/or graphically violent. Otherwise I do not want to waste my time with a PG-13 superhero universe. PG-13 is ok only when they're like The Batman, Burton's two films, and Nolan's.
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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(March 04, 2022 10:20 AM)
Batman is perhaps one of the most mundane and dry of the superheros.
I wouldn't sit through this torture fest if I had the best seat in the house and a free bucket of popcorn and coke.
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P.Error — 4 years ago(March 07, 2022 12:19 AM)
Batman is perhaps one of the most mundane and dry of the superheros.
That's because you're comparing him to superpowered heroes.
Instead, you should be comparing him to Jason Bourne, James Bond, Paul Kersey, John Rambo, and John McClane. When you do that, it makes him the most interesting. He does what they do except he wears a cool bat suit!
Never lose your desire. -
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degree7 — 4 years ago(March 07, 2022 02:03 AM)
Superhero movies were actually cool in the 70s 80s and 90. Then there was a brief resurgence in the early 2000s with Raimi’s Spiderman and Bryan Singer’s X-men movies. Everything after that has been **** though. Nolan’s “Dark Knight” is one or the worst big budget tent pole movies of all time, and basically heralded the death of the blockbuster.
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GrumpyBastard — 4 years ago(March 07, 2022 08:41 AM)
Oh, pllllllease!!
Spiderman was only watchable because of Dunst's legs.
X-men sucks harder than a 14 year old Thai hooker (so I'm told). All these freaks with 'special powers'. Especially that bold ****er, Magneto?, can't stand him, is that Picard again (horrible actor)? The storylines are ridiculous,
DOWN WITH THE SUPERHEROES !!
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