This isn't it. But⦠all these people are in it instead!
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums β Nosferatu
hungryinconway β 1 year ago(January 02, 2025 01:15 AM)
This isn't it. But⦠all these people are in it instead!
Bill Skarsgard - in his best role since The Crow, almost!
Lilly Rose Depp - Proving you can live off your fathers name even while looking like a trainwreck of poverty, inbreeding, and advanced syphillis.
Willem Dafoe - as Strawberry Shortcake
Nicholas Hoult - Gay faced and proud in yet-another-vampire-movie.
Ralph Ineson - wishing for another juicy role the likes of which he hasn't had since whispering sweet nothings in Theons ear on GOT for all of 2 episodes.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - still looking confused that Kraven the Hunter bombed so hard despite his assumed yet never proven star power.
Simon Mcburney - who is too damned naked for far too much of this movie.
This movie long, slow, and boring af. I've never seen a Dracula movie that I liked, and that hasn't changed. Maybe it's because the story is just trash to begin with. To it's credit, this is the first one of these movies i've actually made it all the way through, with breaks of course, but that may just be because I saw it in theater and felt like i've already walked out on too many movies lately. Maybe it was going to get better? Spoiler warning: it didn't and they turned the lights on as soon as the credits came up so they could sfuffle everyone out of the theater without any dumbasses hanging around to see if there were after credit scenes.
Sorry, not a fan, and I was not impressed. I feel the only reason anyone went to see this was it's the only thing new playing right now that isn't kiddie **** and they took advantage of that to overhype it.
I give it a dismal 2/10.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep. -
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i usually tend to agree w your takes but definitely not this one
this film was gorgeous
lily rose depp hammed it up a bit but i donβt think she was as bad as most negative reviews are panning her for + it was nice seeing her & her tiny tiddies writhe & moan from that leprous vampire cock
beautifully shot film, faithful to the novel + that typical robert eggers feel, but a lil too long & felt like a rehash of the FFC film
8/10 gary oldman did it better -