POETRY CONTEST PART 2 ANNOUNCEMENT
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muttley — 6 years ago(April 13, 2019 06:39 AM)
Here goes nothin'. Gimme a beat.
What do you wanna do tonight?
Let's try a Pasadena mudslide
but only if you want to abide
Do you want to do some pegging
I will if you wear those leggings
WE could do some fellatio
it all depends on the ratio
Always have wanted a threesome
But only if I can get mesome
What about a golden shower,
I don't want to give up the power
are you a squirter
if you are, you get the frankfurter
we can have an ol' rumpy pumpy
only if it's not too lumpy
You ever done a glory hole
That's another story whole
what if I say just the tip
or would you rather on the lip
how bout just one old fashion
sure, only if you keep on lappin
I want you to meet Mr John Thomas
be gentle, please just promise
we could just do it like a doggy
but only if you're feeling froggy
I'm not sure about that scat
only if you really like that
could always just get stuffed
only if it's not too rough
you could always spank the monkey
but only if you're a little drunky
are you into that felching
I am but without any belching
we could do a quickie
if you're not too damn picky
want me to toss your salad
only if you sing me a ballad
what about a little buggery
cant do it with my bad knee
you could get a piece of this knob
much better than corn on the cob
Let's get a hold of your naughty bits
you better gather all your wits
Love you and your strawberry creams
you all know what that means
did you ever want a three way
let me just think …mmmkay
Could I get just a little head
only till the day that I'm dead
You could just flick the bean
it's not the same, know what I mean
we might try something to make us a visionary
or just do straight up missionary
I'll settle for the old in an out
Because that's what it's all about
None of this means a damn thing
unless you have love that's the real thing
before you leave remember I was with you
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 