POETRY CONTEST PART 2 ANNOUNCEMENT
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β 6 years ago(April 14, 2019 02:51 AM)Thank you guys so much for your entries. Iβm working on the prizes and Iβll speak to Nimda about screen name colors being a suppplementary prize.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon -
Deliciousfeet β 6 years ago(April 14, 2019 05:35 AM)
Let me tell y'all a story
'bout Sally down the block.
Five nineβ¦big behind
body hard as a rock.
She got into my ear
The girl could talk the talk.
Told her I'm Deliciousfeet
And I can walk the walk.
Yeah she was a talker
But not a cock blocker.
We did the wild thang
and she turned into a stalker.
She be at my joint
almost every single night.
Straight to the weed jar
Gettin' high as a kite.
Then we be lickin' and stickin'
Til we see the sunlight.
I knew the girly was all wrong
But the kitty was all right!
Now she's on my jock
At my crib round the clock.
Shit make my head numb
Like a squeeze from Mr. Spock.
So I jumped in Dixie
To try and get away.
Nah Dixie ain't my side piece
She my hoopty Chevrolet
The whip was whippin'β¦
Deliciousfeet be dippin'β¦
Took a left on vine
But Sally caught me slippin'!
Bust out the door
From the Kentucky fried chicken.
Saw the look on my face
And Sally started trippin'!
"Try to blend inβ¦
I bet she didn't see ya."
But in the rear view
I saw her jump in her Kia.
She was jammin' the lanes
Like it was goin' out of style.
I was slammin' my breaks
Traffic backed up for a mile!
Passive aggression
my means of deflection
Hit a back alley
to avoid detection
But Sally's not silly
Due to introspection.
She pulled a U turn
In the intersection!
The screech of tiresβ¦
My hope expiresβ¦
The girl is out for bloodβ¦
Ladies all vampires!
I make my decision
As she takes the pole position.
I tried to duck and weave
But that caused a collision.
Wake up in the Kia
Don't know what to expect.
Looks like we goin' back to my place
'Cause my Dixie wrecked!
Back at my fort
She on my junk with no discussion.
I try to fight her off
But I suffered a concussion.
My sex moves so raunchy
Her ass cheeks be blushin'.
I beat that booty like a drum.
Naked flesh percussion!
Good God!
Sally's chocha on fire!
My wedding tackle hugs her curves
Like a Goodyear tire.
I'm locked and loadedβ¦
Fixin to explode whenβ¦
Sally flips around
To get her whole face coated!
Now that's the kinda freak
That I'm talkin about.
Sally always drags me back
When I'm just about out
That's Sally down the blockβ¦
Premium like blue Chip stock.
She's a love brokerβ¦
And my cocks in hock!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 