Ocean-cleansed vagina
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P.Error — 5 years ago(August 12, 2020 09:09 PM)
At 1:10 of this video, Madonna is bathed by the radiant non-polluted ocean waters. Her snatch gets a jet stream of fresh oceanic salt water.
She has an ocean-cleansed snatch. I got to thinking, this should be marketable thing, “This vagina, cleansed and purified by the Northern Icelandic coast.”
Is there a better way to clean ones snatch than ocean water? I bet it’s healthy for the labia, as well as makes it smell nice.
Madonna looks the fittest in this vid out of all her vids, and purest in spite of the black dress, and in addition to her cute haircut, big titties, Curvy plump body, I think that’s because of her ocean bath. We know she’s clean, and we can place our mouths on her oceanic sunlit snatch, at the time of this video, and a shower isn’t necessary.
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Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:22 AM)
OMG, PE, why don't you leave the Christian homophobia back in the Ozarks? I thought the surgeons transformed you into a post-modern sorta guy?
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wanton87 — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 01:34 AM)
Whenever I placed my ear against my ex’s vagina, I’d hear the ocean. Now that I think about it, I also smelled tuna
Oh, and to answer your question; I’d have to lose both eyes in order to make that happen
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Margo — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:38 AM)
Semen smells like sea salt. It has a strong pugnet ordor. It tastes kind of gross too. Like wet snot.
So no guy here should be making fun of anyone's vagina smells
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P.Error — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 01:36 AM)
Not really. You still have to wash it.
Technically the asshole is self-cleaning too but you still have to wash it.
Technically sewer pipes are “self-cleaning” but they have **** flow through them. Self-cleaning in this context doesn’t mean free from bacteria and smells like poppy fields.
It flushes but you have to clean the surface and make it smell pretty.
Clean your cooter.
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— 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:04 AM)Your logic is terrible as per usual.
You have the vagina confused with other parts, like you usually do. Another guy who can’t discern the labia or clitoris from the vagina. There’s no outside surface, it’s inside the body.The vagina cleans itself via discharge and maintains PH on its own.
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Margo — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:20 AM)
You can't put cleanser inside the vagina. The vagina has good bacteria inside that it needs. We clean the skin around the vagina.
I cannot believe we are talking about this.
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Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:39 AM)
Huh? Wash your mouth out, gurl.
You wanna hear some real misogynist lingo, straight guys are still calling it a gash.
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Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 03:27 AM)
Lady Miss Thaaang, do you think dick, prick, knob and shlong are any more beautiful names for my trouser snake?
Gash is ugly and misogynistic. The 'c' word is hate speech. Snatch is just vulgar like prick.
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