Ocean-cleansed vagina
-
Margo — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:38 AM)
Semen smells like sea salt. It has a strong pugnet ordor. It tastes kind of gross too. Like wet snot.
So no guy here should be making fun of anyone's vagina smells
https://youtu.be/iPUwtyZglQI
https://youtu.be/QRTNm6GLJYI -
P.Error — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 01:36 AM)
Not really. You still have to wash it.
Technically the asshole is self-cleaning too but you still have to wash it.
Technically sewer pipes are “self-cleaning” but they have **** flow through them. Self-cleaning in this context doesn’t mean free from bacteria and smells like poppy fields.
It flushes but you have to clean the surface and make it smell pretty.
Clean your cooter.
Never lose your desire. -
𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒




— 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:04 AM)Your logic is terrible as per usual.
You have the vagina confused with other parts, like you usually do. Another guy who can’t discern the labia or clitoris from the vagina. There’s no outside surface, it’s inside the body.The vagina cleans itself via discharge and maintains PH on its own.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon -
Margo — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:20 AM)
You can't put cleanser inside the vagina. The vagina has good bacteria inside that it needs. We clean the skin around the vagina.
I cannot believe we are talking about this.
https://youtu.be/iPUwtyZglQI
https://youtu.be/QRTNm6GLJYI -
Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:39 AM)
Huh? Wash your mouth out, gurl.
You wanna hear some real misogynist lingo, straight guys are still calling it a gash.
Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy -
Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 03:27 AM)
Lady Miss Thaaang, do you think dick, prick, knob and shlong are any more beautiful names for my trouser snake?
Gash is ugly and misogynistic. The 'c' word is hate speech. Snatch is just vulgar like prick.
Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy -
Margo — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:40 AM)
I haven't but I can image a dirty snatch tastes better than poop coming out of the ass like you eat poop. At least PE is fair when he judges each body orfice.
https://youtu.be/iPUwtyZglQI
https://youtu.be/QRTNm6GLJYI -
Sophienoire — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 02:52 AM)
i have eaten little pieces of slime tissue taken directly from my vag and rolled-up to pellets between my fingers before bc i was really bored, what about it?
i wouldn't say i have or ever had a "dirty" vag tho.
the sound of your racing heart -
Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 03:35 AM)
i wouldn't say i have or ever had a "dirty" vag tho. maybe i do idk. what is dirty anyway?
i'm gonna delete this post later, just trying to make a point.
Yuck to your first line.
I'm not using a heterosexist or misogynistic dialectic. But neither male nor female genitalia are self cleaning. You've obviously never been holed up with a guy with an uncut dick for several days, so drugged out you haven't showered. Or have you?
Humans are animals just like dogs and apes. What makes us different is the art of bathing.
Sorry, I've tasted tuna taco.
Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy -
Sophienoire — 5 years ago(August 13, 2020 03:49 AM)
Yuck to your first line.
But neither male nor female genitalia are self cleaning.
i really don't care about dicks, so that's the research u would have to do, but this isn't about dicks here. as for vaginas, i did the work for u bc that's the easiest way for me to do it now before getting into an endless debate with u about actual facts (again). i'm pretty sure dogs and apes have self-cleaning vaginas, too. it is only logical.:
https://www.your-life.com/en/blog/index.php/genital-hygiene-the-vagina
LET HER CLEAN HERSELF!
Your vagina is a self-cleaning organ (aren’t they great?), using discharge to clean itself and carrying dead cells and bacteria out of the body to prevent infections. So those secretions are nothing to be ashamed of, and usually nothing to worry about. Don't stop the cleaning-machine doing her job, which means don’t wash inside the vagina. You can clean the outside with your regular shower gel or a mild, scent-free soap. Only use vaginal douching when indicated by your doctor.
https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/
Keeping your vagina clean and healthy
The vagina is designed to keep itself clean with the help of natural secretions (discharge). Find out how to help your vagina keep clean and healthy, and why you don't need douches or vaginal wipes.
"Generally, good vaginal health is maintained by making sure you're in good general health," she explains. "This includes a healthy diet and exercise.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/sep/04/the-vagina-is-self-cleaning-so-why-does-the-feminine-hygiene-industry-exist
The vagina is self-cleaning – so why does the 'feminine hygiene' industry exist?
From talcum powder to jade eggs and douches, an industry has grown up to sell products – some of which are harmful – that play on women’s fears about being dirty or smelly
The vagina is an amazing organ. It is lined with a mucous membrane that protects against infection (necessary in any part of the body that opens to the outside world), as well as a clever, complex mix of bacteria – also known as vaginal flora – that does the same thing (only the bowel has more bacteria than the vagina). Together, they keep the vagina healthy. It is self-cleaning, too, keeping itself safe and hygienic with secretions. (One day, I will get used to gynaecologists referring to my vagina as “a self-cleaning oven”.)
All women have a DIY vagina-vulva-wash of mucus, which can vary in appearance and volume throughout the menstrual cycle. It is mostly highly effective, except in the case of infection, including STIs, which can be signalled by a change in colour, thickness or odour. (Odour can become slightly muskier due to exercise or sex; if anything is noticeably different, or you itch, get a medical professional to check it.) But you would not know about our natural powerwash from the size and value of the industry that has grown up to tell women we smell.
http://www.rephresh.com/articles/Ask-the-Doctors-Is-The-Vagina-a-Self-Cleaning-Oven.aspx
Is the Vagina Really a Self Cleaning Oven?
For many women the vagina is self-sufficient and naturally self-cleaning. A healthy vagina is colonized by a mutually symbiotic flora of microorganisms that are naturally present and, most of the time, this maintains normal vaginal flora. But, this is not always the case.
In a recent survey of nearly 1,200 women ages 25-49 from the U.S. and Canada, in the past 12 months 37% had experienced vaginal itching or irritation, 24% had vaginal odor and 21% had an infection. So, if the vagina is like a self-cleaning oven, why are so many women experiencing so many vaginal issues?
https://theconversation.com/your-vagina-cleans-itself-why-vagina-cleaning-fads-are-unnecessary-and-harmful-88150
Your vagina cleans itself: why vagina cleaning fads are unnecessary and harmful
What is vaginal discharge and why is it important?
The vagina is self-cleaning, and vaginal discharge plays an important role in keeping the vagina healthy. From puberty, when oestrogen kicks in, the vagina becomes colonised with healthy bacteria from the Lactobacillus group which produce lactic acid.
https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina
So, what’s the best way to clean your vagina?
All your vagina really wants is for you to let it do its self-cleaning thing. “You never wash your vagina under any circumstances,” Dr. Streicher says. “That should never be done.” (Coming out hot! But really, don’t do it.)
You know how self-cleaning ovens have their own magical way of keeping themselves pretty pristine? So does your vagina, which cleans itself by regularly expelling the mix of fluid and cells you probably know as discharge, according to the Mayo Clinic. (Here’s a handy guide to figuring out your discharge.)
Thanks to discharge, there’s “no medical need to do any douching or anything like that,” Dr. Minkin says. In fact, it can actually screw things up in there.
“The hazard of [cleaning your vagina] is that you can upset the balance
