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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums β€” Health & Fitness


    Put on a Happy Face β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 07:32 AM)

    Seriously.
    Smoking destroys your lungs and vocal chords. That's why old lady smokers sound like they've inhaled a helium balloon. It blackens and tars up your insides.
    It affects heart rate and all that, it causes one to be out of breath faster and sweat more than a nonsmoker. It also affects how one's sweat smells. Thus one's balls and butt sweat more, with gross smelling sweat. It also affects breath, teeth, and tongue.
    In general, smokers in general aren't health conscious compared to nonsmokers anyway: these aren't people going to spas, paying for facials, eating superfoods, drinking hibiscus tea, or exercising daily. This lack of bodily care affects everything else.
    Think of a really hot girl with an adorable, pink flowery vagina. If she were a chain smoker, her vagina wouldn't be cute anymore. It'd be gross looking.
    Think of the beautiful, hot women we see in porn. In porn, these women do sexually explicit acts that men may find arousing - but would never do spontaneously in real life.
    In one porn, for example, people are eating cereal out of a woman's colon.
    We wouldn't pick up some random woman at Walmart and immediately eat cereal out of her colon. We'd have to get to know her first.
    And women's assholes and asscracks aren't as physically aesthetic as they are in porn: so eating cereal out a woman's asshole we know, is something we may never want to do, even if we do get to know her. Some men are married, and they'd never eat cereal out of their wife's asshole.
    My point is, to even consider something like that with a partner, they have to be in a top physical condition: in health, hygiene, and grooming habits.
    We'd never eat cereal out of an asshole if the woman has colon cancer or hemorrhoids, for instance. It wouldn't look pretty.
    So if a woman smokes, her asshole isn't going to be pretty enough, or healthy enough, or hygienic enough, to eat cereal out of.
    Smoking holds women back from "porn star hotness" and keeps them regular, hairy, smelly people.
    I wouldn't even even let a girl sit on my face if she smoked. She'd smell. She would lost her flowery womanly pheromones.
    I'd never have anal sex with a smoker - there's no way the colon is going to be on top physical health condition if the person smokes.
    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
    By those who could not hear the music.

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      Phaenon β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 07:35 AM)

      You really need to get a life.
      Ding Dong
      !
      🀑🌎

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        Put on a Happy Face β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 07:40 AM)

        That doesn't relate to anything here. You're dumb and annoying.
        And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
        By those who could not hear the music.

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          Phaenon β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 07:48 AM)

          I may be dumb and annoying but I'm not you and so I have at least that going for me
          Ding Dong
          !
          🀑🌎

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            Put on a Happy Face β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 08:56 AM)

            lol, you would only be so fortunate!
            And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
            By those who could not hear the music.

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              Phaenon β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 09:00 AM)

              Honestly, we're you given hand-me-down retorts for Christmas?
              Ding Dong
              !
              🀑🌎

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                Put on a Happy Face β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 09:13 AM)

                You really need to get a life. You can not possibly believe a normal human being thinks or talks that way. This is why women are repulsed by you.
                And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
                By those who could not hear the music.

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                  Babu Frik β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 09:20 AM)

                  I see what you did there.

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                    Phaenon β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 11:39 AM)

                    Look asshole, you project too much of an absolute nobody. Learn to be better.
                    Ding Dong
                    !
                    🀑🌎

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                          Put on a Happy Face β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 07:42 AM)

                          really?
                          And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
                          By those who could not hear the music.

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                              TheGhostOfStupidBitch β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 11:48 AM)

                              Yeah but coke and booze have rotted away your ass hole according to this freak.
                              Now no ones ever gonna wanna eat Cheerios out of your ass hole, you idiot.
                              πŸŽ…πŸΏ

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                                  TheGhostOfStupidBitch β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 06:53 PM)

                                  Eww! You fcked that freak? You’re disgusting
                                  πŸŽ…πŸΏ

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                                      Platonic_Caveman β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 07:52 AM)

                                      I'll take my cereal in a bowl with milk, think you very much.
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                                        Vlad. β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 02:06 PM)

                                        You sick ****
                                        Stop.

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                                          Babu Frik β€” 6 years ago(December 28, 2019 08:58 AM)

                                          An asshole that can double as a cereal bowl doesn't sound like a healthy asshole to me. The women's assholes I've had the pleasure of eating couldn't hold more than one Cheerio.

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