Boys, I'll be running for President in 2020, here is my pledge to you.

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Fire-fears-me — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 05:40 AM)

Can you make prostitution legal in all 50 States?
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randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 06:04 AM)

Done, and I'll even add 4 new states!

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NostradamACE — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 11:54 AM)

Can one of those states be Cockland?
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randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:51 AM)

Of course, cocks for everyone, with a lifetime discount for Sol.

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NostradamACE — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 11:55 AM)

Your VP, Hulk Hogan.
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Flaccid_Sssnake — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 03:03 PM)

Free CoD4 and you have my vote.

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randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:52 AM)

You will be appointed Secretary of Making CoD Great Again.

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Jeorj Euler — 9 years ago(November 16, 2016 07:02 PM)

-I'll assign a special prosecutor to look into Crooked Sean Murray.
-Everyone working at IGN gets deported on day one. Also Angry Joe, obviously.
-I'll tax the sh!t out of all future Konami games and pachinko machines.
-Walking simulators and David Cage games will be immediately banned.
-I'll build a wall around Electronic Arts HQ, just to troll them.
-I'll make Ubisoft pay for the wall.
-I'll make a deal with Google to ban all unboxing and reaction videos from Youtube.
Yes, that all sounds much more constitutional than anything Trump could think of! Brilliant!

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randolphinofthetwang — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:54 AM)

And just like that you're on the Supreme Court.

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Fire-fears-me — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 04:58 AM)

Are you gonna allow The Purge to happen every year?
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