Bongo
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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:55 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Bongo!
Yassuh!
You bald faggot!
Yassuh!
Know your place, retard!
Yassuh! Yassuh!
Go clean the lavatory!
Yassuh!
With your tongue, Bongo!
Yassuh! Always does, suh!
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You're trying to make it look like you're not seething mad.
It's not working.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:56 AM)
I am the Bongoman said...
You're trying to make it look like you're not seething mad.
It's not working.
Bongo: I’m very proud. I never ask for help. Lilith, help me! Anna, don’t abandon me, for God’s sake! Someone, anyone, help! I’m a harmless old retard with incontinence and the bullies are stomping all over me!
You should get a placard and hang it round your neck: My name is Bongo. I’m a harmless retard. Please help me. I will pray for you in broken English. -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:59 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Bongo: I’m very proud. I never ask for help. Lilith, help me! Anna, don’t abandon me, for God’s sake! Someone, anyone, help! I’m a harmless old retard with incontinence and the bullies are stomping all over me!
You should get a placard and hang it round your neck: My name is Bongo. I’m a harmless retard. Please help me. I will pray for you in broken English.
More anger… please?
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:01 AM)
I am the Bongoman said...
More anger… please?
Bongo, suffering much from the beatings and humiliations inflicted upon him by the ruthless tyrant Bentley, cried unto the Lord: Lord, who dost thou allow thy poor servant Turda to suffer thus? Canst thou not send legions of angels to help me against this tyrant?
And the Lord said: Go thou unto the powerful witch Lilith, who dwelleth in a far country, and seek thou her aid.
So Bongo went unto the house of Lilith, and called upon her in a loud voice, with many lamentations. But she was feeding does, and her servants took him for a leper, and beat him severely.
Then Bongo said unto the Lord: My lord, why hast thou forsaken me? I am become an object of ridicule, and all who see me mock me and kick me!
Then the Lord said: Go thou unto one Sophie. She will assuredly help thee.
But Sophie said unto him: Thou art a bad man. Never PM me again.
And another friend, one Fugazi said: Thou art low hanging fruit and a retard. Begone, lest I slay thee!
Then Bongo went forth and slew himself. -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:04 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Bongo, suffering much from the beatings and humiliations inflicted upon him by the ruthless tyrant Bentley, cried unto the Lord: Lord, who dost thou allow thy poor servant Turda to suffer thus? Canst thou not send legions of angels to help me against this tyrant?
And the Lord said: Go thou unto the powerful witch Lilith, who dwelleth in a far country, and seek thou her aid.
So Bongo went unto the house of Lilith, and called upon her in a loud voice, with many lamentations. But she was feeding does, and her servants took him for a leper, and beat him severely.
Then Bongo said unto the Lord: My lord, why hast thou forsaken me? I am become an object of ridicule, and all who see me mock me and kick me!
Then the Lord said: Go thou unto one Sophie. She will assuredly help thee.
But Sophie said unto him: Thou art a bad man. Never PM me again.
And another friend, one Fugazi said: Thou art low hanging fruit and a retard. Begone, lest I slay thee!
Then Bongo went forth and slew himself.
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More, please.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:19 AM)
I am the Bongoman said...
More, please.
Our Father which art in heaven, please aid Bongo in his quest to be the number one retard on these United Boards of Film. His arch rival, the egregious Juan Kerr, is unrivalled in his incoherence, but Bongo has used the red and green fonts for decades in thy service!
Forget not thy old and senile servant, Lord.
Let him smite his enemies with his colostomy bag and run them over with his wheelchair! -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:21 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Our Father which art in heaven, please aid Bongo in his quest to be the number one retard on these United Boards of Film. His arch rival, the egregious Juan Kerr, is unrivalled in his incoherence, but Bongo has used the red and green fonts for decades in thy service!
Forget not thy old and senile servant, Lord.
Let him smite his enemies with his colostomy bag and run them over with his wheelchair!
More, please.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:23 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Bad prose leads to death
Counterpoint degenerates
Bongo is destroyed
Faster, you insolent boob!
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:47 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Slow down! Remember your incontinence. If you get too excited and make a mess it'll be quite embarrassing….
More, please.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:49 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Are you repeating what Mrs. Bongo used to say to you? Faster, clown! Sock it to me, retard!
More.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.