Bongo
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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:21 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Our Father which art in heaven, please aid Bongo in his quest to be the number one retard on these United Boards of Film. His arch rival, the egregious Juan Kerr, is unrivalled in his incoherence, but Bongo has used the red and green fonts for decades in thy service!
Forget not thy old and senile servant, Lord.
Let him smite his enemies with his colostomy bag and run them over with his wheelchair!
More, please.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:23 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Bad prose leads to death
Counterpoint degenerates
Bongo is destroyed
Faster, you insolent boob!
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:47 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Slow down! Remember your incontinence. If you get too excited and make a mess it'll be quite embarrassing….
More, please.
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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 04:49 AM)
dbentley666 said...
Are you repeating what Mrs. Bongo used to say to you? Faster, clown! Sock it to me, retard!
More.
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hungryinconway — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:41 PM)
dbentley666 said...
So you did give it to her? With your finger? Or did you use a walking stick?
Maybe he used his big paki nose so she could actually feel something.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.