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What would you do if a fat lesbian tried to run you over with her car?

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    d56a1841759076c9dd9c56fee2835d1b β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:46 AM)

    If you are asking whether I would shoot your mom, the answer is no, I would not her, even though your mom is a fat lesbian.

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      StoneColdZombies β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:54 AM)

      My mother is dead you twerp. She drove her car into a fat lesbian and died on impact. Her feeble 90 pound frame exploded upon contact with the airbag.
      Her head flew out the window and a group of fat lesbians scooped it up went bowling with it that night. 😒

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        d56a1841759076c9dd9c56fee2835d1b β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:57 AM)

        Bullshit! Your mom is not dead, and she is way closer to 290 than she is to 90 lbs.

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          StoneColdZombies β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 02:12 AM)

          She was severely underweight because of smoking cigarettes and taking baby bites out of her bologna sandwiches. God rest her soul.

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            d56a1841759076c9dd9c56fee2835d1b β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 02:15 AM)

            Bullshit. She
            is
            severely overweight from eating like a hog at a slop trough.
            But I still won't shoot her (even though she gave birth to you, which for a lot of people would be reason enough).

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              StoneColdZombies β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 03:51 AM)

              You want me to dig up her frail β€œheadless” corpse for you? I don’t think so, Bob.
              Besides, the cancer in my taint should spread to my organs soon. I’ll be dead before summer starts.

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                /.γ…€ β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:57 AM)

                she died with Mary Kay on her face
                My password is password.

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                  /.γ…€ β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:47 AM)

                  1. Shit my pants
                  2. Cry for my mommy
                  3. Blindly discharge a firearm
                  4. Homoerotic daydream
                  5. Continue ****ting my pants
                    My password is password.
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                      Donna2.0 β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 04:35 AM)

                      I dunno because I didn't carry a gun. But if I did carry a gun, is shot her in the shoulder and watch her bleed out while I dialed 911 emergency
                      Put a muzzle on Tits Malone, PI

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                        Vladimir. β€” 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 04:45 AM)

                        LOL! You would shoot StoneCold's fat lesbian mom? Noooo! Say it is not so!

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