What would you do if a fat lesbian tried to run you over with her car?

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StoneColdZombies — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:54 AM)

My mother is dead you twerp. She drove her car into a fat lesbian and died on impact. Her feeble 90 pound frame exploded upon contact with the airbag.
Her head flew out the window and a group of fat lesbians scooped it up went bowling with it that night.

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d56a1841759076c9dd9c56fee2835d1b — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:57 AM)

Bullshit! Your mom is not dead, and she is way closer to 290 than she is to 90 lbs.

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StoneColdZombies — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 02:12 AM)

She was severely underweight because of smoking cigarettes and taking baby bites out of her bologna sandwiches. God rest her soul.

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d56a1841759076c9dd9c56fee2835d1b — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 02:15 AM)

Bullshit. She
is
severely overweight from eating like a hog at a slop trough.
But I still won't shoot her (even though she gave birth to you, which for a lot of people would be reason enough).

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StoneColdZombies — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 03:51 AM)

You want me to dig up her frail “headless” corpse for you? I don’t think so, Bob.
Besides, the cancer in my taint should spread to my organs soon. I’ll be dead before summer starts.

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/.ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:57 AM)

she died with Mary Kay on her face
My password is password.

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/.ㅤ — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 01:47 AM)

1. Shit my pants
2. Cry for my mommy
3. Blindly discharge a firearm
4. Homoerotic daydream
5. Continue ****ting my pants
   My password is password.

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Donna2.0 — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 04:35 AM)

I dunno because I didn't carry a gun. But if I did carry a gun, is shot her in the shoulder and watch her bleed out while I dialed 911 emergency
Put a muzzle on Tits Malone, PI

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Vladimir. — 2 months ago(January 12, 2026 04:45 AM)

LOL! You would shoot StoneCold's fat lesbian mom? Noooo! Say it is not so!