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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 19, 2025 12:58 AM)
I want to insult somebody that I know well whilst drunk. I enjoy doing it and feeling all tough and testosterone driven at the time…then regretting it all come morningtide. Usually I pull names out of a top hat and today I drew out YOU!!
So SCRON YOU you AUTOGYRATE!!! Maybe if a female blesses YOUR BED tonight you’ll dress as me in your mind, though I doubt you would have the PUSHUNFAR for it!!!
GO BURN IN JYM n CHEESE ON TOAST!!!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 19, 2025 01:10 AM)
It's not bad Bobby, not bad at all
There's enough room for questions on it, but the general swing of don't bother asking them as well
A rare blend of blether and bile but with a charm to it that you know comes from the distorted pains of love
People around here should take heed and follow your example -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 19, 2025 11:59 AM)
I can only apologise deeply for my behaviour last night, Juan…and for the contents within that VILE post.
I was under the influence BUT that is NO excuse!
I am GREATLY remorseful for my behaviour last night and beg of forgiveness, though I know I don’t deserve it.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 19, 2025 12:14 PM)
Well, had you
bolded
the capitalised words Bobby, and perhaps put in more emojis in a way that was meant to make sense (But didn't) and then started 5 more threads just raging against the world…
…then you might have something to feel sorry for, maybe
As is you had some Jesus juice and let off a little steam
All is well -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 19, 2025 01:53 PM)
Well
should
you ever wish to attack me Bobby, I would hope it could be a little more considered and personal
Not like the flunkies around here who go for gender, sexual preference, race, age or agreeability
An
actual
attack, on my character please
For many, myself included, the celebrations start today. And so work on both the booze, merriment and whatever loathing you have bottled up and prepare yourself for the fresh New Year with an easy heart Bobby -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 19, 2025 04:17 PM)
I’m a bit busy this Christmas getting me a new family. Hopefully when I’ve got my feet under the table with that one, I will have no loathing left within mine heart.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 04:13 PM)
Why January 6th?! I don’t need to wait until then! I shall still manage to find some time amidst all of the LOVE MAKING that I will be doing to update you guys.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 04:34 PM)
Ok Bobby
I just predict you'll go round, so will the police, it's holiday season and so no courts or booking coordinators and so a couple of weeks on the porridge, then you come and post about it all - is all -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 04:47 PM)
Why on earth would there be any police going there?!! Oh you ARE comical.
It’ll just be me going there about 6 o clock, dressed as Green Father Christmas and bearing gifts for all! I will then be asked to stay to play parlour or board games (whatever it is that they usually do in their household post Christmas dinner on Christmas Day.) Fun will be had by all and then I shall confess my true feelings and intentions towards the female (making sure that we are below some mistletoe as I do it). We both kiss, the kids all cheer (new Daddy!) and then we all settle down to a nice film with a Baileys or two. After the film has finished and the two youngest kids are tucked up in bed, the female will lead me by the hand to HER bed. As she freshens up, that will be the time I start my thread updating you all. She comes to bed and we both make love until the dawn (that is Boxing Day).
It couldn’t be simpler really.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 05:03 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Why on earth would there be any police going there?!! Oh you ARE comical.
It’ll just be me going there about 6 o clock, dressed as Green Father Christmas and bearing gifts for all! I will then be asked to stay to play parlour or board games (whatever it is that they usually do in their household post Christmas dinner on Christmas Day.) Fun will be had by all and then I shall confess my true feelings and intentions towards the female (making sure that we are below some mistletoe as I do it). We both kiss, the kids all cheer (new Daddy!) and then we all settle down to a nice film with a Baileys or two. After the film has finished and the two youngest kids are tucked up in bed, the female will lead me by the hand to HER bed. As she freshens up, that will be the time I start my thread updating you all. She comes to bed and we both make love until the dawn (that is Boxing Day).
It couldn’t be simpler really.
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That sounds magical Bobby, like the way that little girl used to say the word "Magical" on that advert from about 20 years ago
I'm just being a glum half empty kinda guy some days
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Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 05:09 PM)
元才 said...
That sounds magical Bobby, like the way that little girl used to say the word "Magical" on that advert from about 20 years ago
I'm just being a glum half empty kinda guy some days
What about the young buck and his friendo Bobby, is he having a woke stay over?
I’m hoping that he won’t be there. Don’t get me wrong…I fully support both him and his partner in both their views and how they live their lives…but he does smell a little bit and these massive great trotters of his are really off putting to have to look at.
Another thing you need to remember is that it will be Christmas Day, the most magical day of the year! Things are more likely to go right on Christmas Day! That’s why you hear about a lot of couples getting together then.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 05:14 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I’m hoping that he won’t be there. Don’t get me wrong…I fully support both him and his partner in both their views and how they live their lives…but he does smell a little bit and these massive great trotters of his are really off putting to have to look at.
Another thing you need to remember is that it will be Christmas Day, the most magical day of the year! Things are more likely to go right on Christmas Day! That’s why you hear about a lot of couples getting together then.
Maybe you could contact the Beeb and see if they could do a Noel's House Party sort of thing too Bobby
Have her TV talk to you all while you are watching it. Have the whole nation see you declare your love for her and she her love for you
That would be the most magical, magic of all the magics Bobby -
Bobby Tomlinson — 3 months ago(December 20, 2025 07:18 PM)
元才 said...
Maybe you could contact the Beeb and see if they could do a Noel's House Party sort of thing too Bobby
Have her TV talk to you all while you are watching it. Have the whole nation see you declare your love for her and she her love for you
That would be the most magical, magic of all the magics Bobby
That would be marvellous if you could manage to sort that out for me, Juan. I may even go down on one knee and propose marriage right there and then!! Females love it when you go down on one knee in front of a crowd and the more the better!
Well…after Christmas Day you won’t be seeing very much of me on here will you. I’ll be very busy indeed, but that’s family life for you. Ricky will still be around though.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME! -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 21, 2025 12:08 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
That would be marvellous if you could manage to sort that out for me, Juan. I may even go down on one knee and propose marriage right there and then!! Females love it when you go down on one knee in front of a crowd and the more the better!
Well…after Christmas Day you won’t be seeing very much of me on here will you. I’ll be very busy indeed, but that’s family life for you. Ricky will still be around though.
I think that it has to be you that organises it Bobby
Stuff about legitimacy and permissions
But, even if you can't do it. I'm sure you'll still manage to make the national news